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The attached dossier provides information on the classified research project Pneumatic Application of Weight for Sandwiching, colloquially known as a data-fox.
CONFIDENTIAL - FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY
Do not access, share, or use this document outside of Blappeture Mesa's multiverse facilities and satellite locations.
Changelog:
* 2018-9-10: Final draft submitted for review
* 2025-3-23: Added missing documentation on fuzzy radars' brown-to-orange voxel-y/pixel fur pattern NUIDs
The Enrichment Center would like to remind you of mandatory safety and happiness guidelines for handling documentation regarding this project:
1. You may access a higher-resolution version at the following Uniform Resource Locator:
Dossier - Overview - colored.png
2. Possession of this documentation does not grant the bearer any authorization or privilege over the device. The device is autonomous and will refuse attempts to subvert or manipulate it. The device may reject alternative representations without any recourse.
3. The device is certified for work environments only. Use of the device in conditions that are not Safe For Work may result in immediate revocation of your access to the device.
4. This documentation is licensed under CC-0, or Public Domain. Sources are as follows:
Vector graphics, SVG: best viewed with Inkscape and the Ubuntu Font family.
Sketch graphics, ORA: best viewed with MyPaint.
5. The Enrichment Center acknowledges that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, however, imitation is not recommended as the device may panic or otherwise not respond as intended. If you still wish to continue at your own risk, you may find additional resources here. Blappeture Mesa does not officially endorse third-party development.
CONFIDENTIAL - FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY
Do not access, share, or use this document outside of Blappeture Mesa's multiverse facilities and satellite locations.
Changelog:
* 2018-9-10: Final draft submitted for review
* 2025-3-23: Added missing documentation on fuzzy radars' brown-to-orange voxel-y/pixel fur pattern NUIDs
The Enrichment Center would like to remind you of mandatory safety and happiness guidelines for handling documentation regarding this project:
1. You may access a higher-resolution version at the following Uniform Resource Locator:
Dossier - Overview - colored.png
2. Possession of this documentation does not grant the bearer any authorization or privilege over the device. The device is autonomous and will refuse attempts to subvert or manipulate it. The device may reject alternative representations without any recourse.
3. The device is certified for work environments only. Use of the device in conditions that are not Safe For Work may result in immediate revocation of your access to the device.
4. This documentation is licensed under CC-0, or Public Domain. Sources are as follows:
Vector graphics, SVG: best viewed with Inkscape and the Ubuntu Font family.
Sketch graphics, ORA: best viewed with MyPaint.
5. The Enrichment Center acknowledges that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, however, imitation is not recommended as the device may panic or otherwise not respond as intended. If you still wish to continue at your own risk, you may find additional resources here. Blappeture Mesa does not officially endorse third-party development.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Doodle
Species Vulpine (Other)
Size 2560 x 1440px
File Size 1.55 MB
Listed in Folders
The Enrichment Center does not comment on subjective qualities such as beauty, preferring to remain within the reassuring certainty of objective scientific observations. However, your remarks will be forwarded to the device's researcher and developer when Blappeture Mesa becomes aware of a means to contact them.
Translation: Thank you very much!
Translation: Thank you very much!
Blappeture Mesa is indeed a nice place to reference for leading edge innovations, and we're always looking for new applicants to shape the science of tomorrow!
Translation: Thanks! From the Portal 2 PTI and various bits of lore, including the Freeman's Mind series of Half Life.
Translation: Thanks! From the Portal 2 PTI and various bits of lore, including the Freeman's Mind series of Half Life.
A rather handsome fox and nicely displayed to show off said character, while having a blue-print theme to such as well! Very nice job on the composition and setup of everything while also including many amusing techinical points as well (And I swear I'm not focusing on way-too-lovely fox paws, or "sandwiching apparatus" or anything! >/////////>;;;;;;;)
Very nice work on this though! <3
Very nice work on this though! <3
The researchers at Blappeture Mesa uphold the gold standard of the scientific process, which includes thoroughly documenting their results. Otherwise, it turns out that minor details tend to be forgotten, such as "how to stop an army of preying mantis men from taking over the facility."
That's Blappeture Mesa for you - we test it so you don't have to. Unless you're the test subject, in which case, you can collect your $60 at the end. Not any sooner, stop asking that. You over there, you signed the paperwork when you entered.
Ahem.
The Enrichment Center would advise you against engaging with the device's Material Planishers or the Cautionary Orange regions of the Sandwiching Apparatus' Negligent Damage Aversion Layers. Disregarding this advice may result in being subject to excessive impact forces, elevated temperatures outside of normal operating conditions, exposure to saline solutions of synthetic coolant, entrapment within confined spaces, or a combination of all four hazards at once, especially when the device's bipedal locomotion engine engages with the S.A.N.D.A.L.s.
By reading this notice, you have been sufficiently warned and agree to not sue Blappeture Mesa or any subsidiaries. Also, contact us if you do find the device. It has been missing for.. SUBJECT_ESCAPE_EVENT years.
Translation: Very much appreciated! I'm glad you like these little details and silly things I threw in there. And, well, consider your interest duly noted >:3
That's Blappeture Mesa for you - we test it so you don't have to. Unless you're the test subject, in which case, you can collect your $60 at the end. Not any sooner, stop asking that. You over there, you signed the paperwork when you entered.
Ahem.
The Enrichment Center would advise you against engaging with the device's Material Planishers or the Cautionary Orange regions of the Sandwiching Apparatus' Negligent Damage Aversion Layers. Disregarding this advice may result in being subject to excessive impact forces, elevated temperatures outside of normal operating conditions, exposure to saline solutions of synthetic coolant, entrapment within confined spaces, or a combination of all four hazards at once, especially when the device's bipedal locomotion engine engages with the S.A.N.D.A.L.s.
By reading this notice, you have been sufficiently warned and agree to not sue Blappeture Mesa or any subsidiaries. Also, contact us if you do find the device. It has been missing for.. SUBJECT_ESCAPE_EVENT years.
Translation: Very much appreciated! I'm glad you like these little details and silly things I threw in there. And, well, consider your interest duly noted >:3
A team of highly-qualified scientists have been delivered your complimentary message and will use this to complement future product developments at Blappeture Mesa. Thank you for submitting your satisfactory feedback.
Translation: I'm glad (and shy) you find this data-fox lovely - thank you!
Translation: I'm glad (and shy) you find this data-fox lovely - thank you!
"Project P.A.W.S." aye? Sounds like a very interesting mechanical construct. Maybe one day, I'll see to contacting Blappeture Mesa for further analysis and troubleshooting. Since there appears to be missing key data points found within the attached dossier.
We can neither affirm nor deny the existence of experimental research projects that are beyond our control, and any attempts to contact will be politely declined*. Both of our ancestral companies, Aperture Science and Black Mesa, have an immaculate track record and would never misplace any valuable assets nor endanger the entire existence of the current universe. There is no need for government regulation.
* You may be contacted for further information on the whereabouts of these projects that definitely do not and have never existed.
Translation: Thanks! I do have a planned part 2.. from years ago that I haven't gotten around to yet - mimicking the official Aperture Science isometric product overviews/safety guideline animations in comic form, showing the do's and do-not's of interacting with the device - this data-fox. Maybe one day I'll get to that…
* You may be contacted for further information on the whereabouts of these projects that definitely do not and have never existed.
Translation: Thanks! I do have a planned part 2.. from years ago that I haven't gotten around to yet - mimicking the official Aperture Science isometric product overviews/safety guideline animations in comic form, showing the do's and do-not's of interacting with the device - this data-fox. Maybe one day I'll get to that…
Hopefully there isn't any major oversights, especially if said product is a "Class III" risk. One should remain cautious around P.A.W.S. if it wields a broom.
With all that said and done, is the company in need of extracting vital information from P.A.W.S., before the integrated A.I. decides to go rogue? And if so, A.X.L. Arms has a mercenary contract with teams that are specialized with dealing with colossal entities.
With all that said and done, is the company in need of extracting vital information from P.A.W.S., before the integrated A.I. decides to go rogue? And if so, A.X.L. Arms has a mercenary contract with teams that are specialized with dealing with colossal entities.
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