rossmallo and me are currently doing trades! With each other! Lots of bloat to behold!
This is day 1 and 2 of my side so far, and ya know what, I might give a go at adding descriptions to this while I am at it...

*Finding a dungeon Ross stumbles on a horde of treasure! A rather lucky start one could say for just starting out on an adventure! This wasn't his first go at such adventuring however, and quickly deduced that the stuff was cursed. The dusted runes speak of riddles about carrying gold and keeping it hidden. Tossing a coin out of the room a bright flash of heat and light shows that its no lie as the evaporated coin falls to the ground. Placed in a pouch however and nothing happens! With a sly grin ross begins gobbling down handful after handful of gold! With a confident shout, he announces that he has beaten the riddle and will take immense pleasure with his guts growing preassure! As ross is distracted, the purse began to expand and opened itself up, reveling the handful of coins was now a FULL pouches' worth! each coin popped and fizzled as they were reviled, something ross would not dicover any time soon...*

*As the dawn of the next day begins, it is without the sun. Grumbling and with a loud groan ross awakens to his rather unwieldy gut. Heavy and bloated, he grunts as he gets up, with a shrug, he begins to leave. The winding stairs take some time and his gut sloshes and jingles with his newfound wealth, sometimes crashing into a wall or odd placed item. A lot of burping was had as each step felt like it was taking a heavier and heavier toll on him. Seriously? Was he this big earlier? As he thought this, blue flames and runes burst forth!! Sparks and crackling fizzed like fire around ross!! Before he could even react, he found his gut sagging massively and feeling sooooo freaking hungry. Confused, he gave his gut a prod. A few. A grab and a throw. His gut was like a deflated balloon even though he had literally eaten the equivalent of a few days worth of food in gold during his manic, treasure based binge. A smile, a burp, a coin that bounced and exploded (note to self don't do that) and with a confident stride he makes his way! BACK!*