Amusing. I snickered while reading. A game like this wouldn't work. Besides, people are too short-spanned to play board games anymore. I blame TV and video games.

Anyway, enjoyed reading this. What would be this called? "Fiction article", perhaps? It isn't the regular short story we write as a TP response. A little break from the norm is rather refreshing, of course. Well written, I liked this. Good work.

It's not that they're short-spanned, but at some point or another some jerk starts cheating and screws it up for everybody, which is why I don't play Monopoly anymore.

Oh you bastard.

Otherwise, this is a pretty interesting piece, not something one sees everyday; I think I've only read about, I dunno, maybe one other like it. Good job.

If this were a real game I would assume automatically that it was designed and distributed by the government.

V.