Raccoons are very clever creatures. Toony raccoons doubly so. Looks like a group in the woods came across a very enthusiastic raccoon with a generous offer. While it wasn't a lie, they sure weren't expecting a hug with more than the arms!

The worst part is that the local cops are probably used to this by now. The missing person reports come in and they head into the woods. Sure enough, there's a pile of clothes, backpacks and drool-soaked possessions by the vandalized sign.

"Lou, get Chief Marty on the radio. The signs aren't working. ...Looks like he got all of 'em. Poor bastards. "

Art by  nickwolf