He is becomeing a fat cop and the theif is giving the cop some donuts so he can get the money and score a success.

Maybe...Maybe not. <.<

Naughty cop

*tabby sneakily leaves donuts and goes to steal all the gay fashion wear in the mall while security guard grows immobile, on second thought, slowly tours the empty mall with a chain of shopping carts and just steals everything I'd ever need*
♫ La, la, la, I love stealing, la, la, la ♫
♫ Fat fox can't get me cuz he's stuuuuck in his office on his faaaat butt! ♫
♫ I'm soooo sneaky, I'm soooo clever, gonna get everything I want ♫
So I can't sing, I'm still gonna get all the merchandise!!! >XD

yay, can't wait to see how this turns out.
and you are evil.