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I hate how this one turned out, too.
I'm trying to force myself to work faster, which explains the overall sloppiness of the inking, but that coloring is unforgivable. I've learned I should never, ever color when I'm sick.
No, the unnamed guy is nobody specific--although he certainly represents several individuals I've had a very similar conversation with (minus the slap).
What is he saying? I threw out the rough script, so he's saying something along the lines of...
"Oh, it's so cool! I'm a 5000 year old kitsunedragonleopard with one angel wing and one bat wing and rainbow anime hair and 10 different kinds of jewelry which must be seen from all angles and 18 distinctive tattoos all with an epic tale behind them and I have all kinds of cool, cool powers like I can control fire and wind and ice and trees and I'm totally ca-?? and you should be able to show all these details with no problem because I commissioned a Big Name who did this special effects thing so you should do that too no problem oh and another thing you should make my cock at least 10 inches long while flaccid and I have 20 tails and my build is so so buff I mean really muscular and it's so cool like I said cool right cool cool cool cool...."
I'm trying to force myself to work faster, which explains the overall sloppiness of the inking, but that coloring is unforgivable. I've learned I should never, ever color when I'm sick.
No, the unnamed guy is nobody specific--although he certainly represents several individuals I've had a very similar conversation with (minus the slap).
What is he saying? I threw out the rough script, so he's saying something along the lines of...
"Oh, it's so cool! I'm a 5000 year old kitsunedragonleopard with one angel wing and one bat wing and rainbow anime hair and 10 different kinds of jewelry which must be seen from all angles and 18 distinctive tattoos all with an epic tale behind them and I have all kinds of cool, cool powers like I can control fire and wind and ice and trees and I'm totally ca-?? and you should be able to show all these details with no problem because I commissioned a Big Name who did this special effects thing so you should do that too no problem oh and another thing you should make my cock at least 10 inches long while flaccid and I have 20 tails and my build is so so buff I mean really muscular and it's so cool like I said cool right cool cool cool cool...."
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so... can i be in a comic? ^^;
Also, you forgot white tigers. They're SUPERSPECIALSPIRITUAL you know. X3 Not of just tigers of the white variation, they really meaaan something.
Ooooo white tigers! You are right! ::mental note::
Winged white tigers especially.
I did exaggerate for effect, but still...some folks do go all Monty Hall with their fursonas.
Epic comic. Epic and true. You win my internet.
I'm seriously going to have to re-work this in the future. Every time I look at the sloppy inking & the coloring, I wince.
But fret not! For when content is win, all else is overlooked. Any nimrod can draw with a good style; only the best can draw with good ideas.
Besides, nobody else thinks you did a sloppy job here. If they did, you could just smack them too.
...heh, I'm still laughing at that guy's face on the second panel. I imagine him saying "kitsune dragon leopard" with slow, agonizing relish. And then- WHAP! First class denial.
This is just... this makes me happy.
he then told me he never had a fetish for feet.
10 months later you go through his gallery. Almost every picture. was a picture showing one foot (top) and the other (bottom) wtf? haha.
your comic reminded me of that, because though it wasn't insane like your guys request here.
it was very funny. and silly requests ( to me anyways, to each their own ofcourse) always remind me of that guy and the funny things i've been asked.
by the way.
have you ever been asked to do something for someone, you then say no, they then say " i can wait" or. you go on with a story about how your busy, or you even tell them straight out that you don't want to.
and they keep bugging you. and if you don't do it, you're closeminded or an elitest?
i've never been called an elitest, i didn't even really know what the word meant until not long ago.
but i have however, been considered close minded for not drawing incest.. : /
and. they even said they would pay me D : i just dun like it.
ever happen to you : { ?
And really--if you whine & pester any artist, much less call them close-minded, there's not much motivation to provide you with anything decent.
my boyfriend just gave me a funny idea if someone ever bugs me like a jerk again.
(stick men and bad anatomy) oh baby! haha. think i just might. : p
Some artists charge an 'asshole tax,' giving a penalty for difficult commissioners.
I applaud that--but you have to be very good/very popular to be able to get by with that, I think.
It's really only fair.
but. you are right for the most part sadly : / because if people respected you enough in the first place. you woulden't need to give them a douchebag tax. some people are just rude <3 it's ok though. someone ever picks on you. tell them they have to deal with me first lol *makes a failed attempt at awesome face*
Cu-cu-cuuuuuuuuute!
::pouncehugs::
you're so sweet! thanks haha
Pimp slaps work wonders.
Six pages, and ZERO backstory. It was all physical description.
I asked for a too long, didn't read version, and she linked a picture she got from someone else.
A nightmare of colorful fetish fuel.
If I ever start seriously taking commissions again I'mma making a $10 fine for every description that goes over one page.
That must be terrible for you, Kwan.