leokit was the first of many foolish furries to trust my Mad Hare self and actually bought an Mad Hare Egg for himself. Although, to be fair, it didn't look like a normal MHE. This one was in a clear plastic container and was filled with gumballs. But you can't blame me for what happened to him. I did warn him, but did he listen? Noooooooo… Or perhaps he thought that being a 16 year old meant that he was still technically a "kid".

Now this egg was very special for another reason, it was the only one that could target Multiple Furries as the true prank was contained within each Ballerina Bubblegum Ball. It could infect an entire crowd of Furries into performing a grand ballet for as long as the light shined on them (or the curtain falls).

But the greedy dummy decided to eat all of the gum himself… Okay, well, maybe not at first. But he really was only supposed to eat one or two tops! But I'm getting ahead of myself here.

Everything was fine at first, LeoKit popped off the top of the egg, grabbed a small handful of gumballs and threw them into his greedy maw. The first sign that something was wrong was when LeoKit started hearing music. He stopped chewing only a moment to wonder where it was coming from. When he saw no one around he began to chew again.

"Cool! Musical gum," LeoKit thought to himself, as he plopped in a couple more gumballs into his now pink lips, "but not much of a 'prank' though."

LeoKit kept walking, stepping a little more gracefully to the music that played in his head. He stopped on one foot and began to blow a big bubble. Lookit's eyes glazed over as the bubble grew to almost the size of his head, but instead of popping, the bubble gum just lifted off of his lips. It floated higher into the air before Lookit realized what he had just done. He had to force himself to stop chewing. He was just about to spit out the gum when, the bubble he blew landed on his head and popped all over his head fur.

"Awe come on! Not the-," Lookit gritted his teeth and slowly resumed chewing and listening to the music, "the… hair…"

Lookit twirled throwing a couple more gumballs into the air. As he twirled, the gum twisted and shifted into lovely swirling hair. It made Lookit feel… pretty! And he was so tallented catching the gumballs in his open mouth while keeping in tune to the music. He paused again to blow yet another bubble, this one even bigger than the first. It lifted off in the air and before Lockit could recover, heis body moved to butt bump the new bubble. Now shhe had a big poofy bubblegum diaper to help keep heis cute baby butt dry.

This zapped Leokit, back only a little bit. shhe stepped back and stepped in two full globs that he had missed, which then shifted around heis lower legs and feet, to make the pwettiest ballet slippers.

It was so hard to stop chewing the awewondeful gum, the music was too catchy… heis limbs moved on their own. Leokit couldn't resist the urge to throw the remaining gumballs in heis mouth and chew… chew chew…ch… NO! Leokit had to get that gum and song out of his mouth! sHe had to blow all of it out of heris mouth. Blow it… wait the music is still playing despite sHe wasn't cherwing it any more… it wasn't just in hers head! he was blow… blow Blow da biggest bubble ever! Which this one was, three times bigger than the previous one, it would have lifted Leokit into the air had it not popped into a dozen more bubbles and the perfect dress stuck itself on Leokit.

Leoket was almost complete now. hers mind was barely holding on, despite the pink glaze that was fogging hers eyesight. The remaining gum started to settle itself in the last remnants of Leoket's silly sissy brain. And NO, that's not a metaphor. It was litterally gumming up hers brain and forming new gumballs for herm to drop into herm mouth to chew like a self-feeding gumball machine.

The first few of Leoket's self-made gumballs fell down from his brain and into his mouth to replace all of the gum that had been used in hers last bubble. And once she started chewing her new bubble brain gum, Lilly Locket's transformation was complete, just in time for her next grand performance in the park for all of the kids to watch and enjoy. Perhaps a few other teens would join Lilly Loket in the pure bliss that is the dance!

Of course, Lilly Locket will be the only True Prima Donna. She is the Prettiest Bubblegum Ballerina.

---

Oh don't you dare look back!
Just keep your eyes on me!
He said I'll change you back
I said, Chew Gum and Dance Wiff Me!

Want one yourself? Well, Leokit Lilly Locket ate them all. So how about an Mad Hare Egg instead?

whoo… that one was hard to write…

$5 for each General Egg Prank
$8 for a Mature Egg's Prank
Adult is Not An Option!


Add an extra $2 to $4 for complex character designs
And +$5 if you want to actively choose the prank that will be pulled.


Mind you, not every Mad Hare Egg will turn you into an EggSellEnt, but every Egg will be Unique in it's design, execution, and end result!

There are Five Levels. (Excluding being General or Mature)

HAZARD LEVEL 1: Harmless. Which is any normal prank. Squirt guns or hand buzzers. All eggs will automatically be adjusted to Level 1 for children.

HAZARD LEVEL 2: Assault. That squirt gun will be more like a geyser, or the hand buzzer will do more than just zap you. Or a boxing glove could knock your jaw off. Or you'll be covered in spiders… or peeps. Just to name a few possiblilities.

HAZARD LEVEL 3: Alteration. These are relatively harmless transformations. You know, things like changing species, age, gender, or even color schemes. The ususual things. This could also include hypnosis and brainwashing for comedic sake.

HAZARD LEVEL 4 Mutation. This isn't just a simple transformation It's an invasive transformation. This transformation will be beyond just a simple species transformation and are always an inconvenience in some form or fashion.

HAZARD LEVEL 5: ASSIMILATION. This is when an egg will use every resource in it's power to completely subjugate the victim into becoming an "EggSellEnt".

These new beings will be compelled to spread, sell, and activate as many eggs as possible.
They also have a weakness for children. They'll never do anything that would endanger them.
Even activate Level 5 eggs while in their presence. Anyone (excluding Children) who threatens an eggs' ability to hatch (Like Usagi had done) will cause the egg to rise into this HAZARD level.

I have a personal goal of 100 eggs, but obviously that's quite a lofty goal to complete by the end of the month, but no matter how many eggs I make, I want to put them all into one final flash to display all of the Mad Hare Eggs that I do manage to complete and their varrying results. I will not be repeating ANY results and I do hope to get a wide variety of HAZARD LEVELS too.

I only have 95 eggs to go, now.