As you might know from most of my latest postings that I've been making quite a number of thes Mad Hare Egg Commissions. I figured that I'd post this here as a means of helping keep track of all of the commissions that I've got schedueled and how close each one is to completion. Also you can look to them for samples should you wish to invest into one yourself.

At this moment in time: Currently on Hiatus except for Level 1 & 2 eggs and for Babyfurs. More information coming soon.

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Hazard Level 1

There have been no takers for this Hazard Level so far. (Not that there was a lack of trying )


Hazard Level 2


1)  quizguy His character Cecil wanted a cool a water themed prank. And all he got was this dumb flower'


Hazard Level 3


1)  miaKoda~ (Who knew there were two "miaKoda"?) Has ordered two of these eggs. Details have been decided. We each hope to have both ready by April Fools Day. Oh and the other recipitant is going to be his mate Darkwraith: It involves Dogs, Dragons and Diapers, so basically a D&D&D session. lol… Both Ideas: Aproved, Payment: All Parts Posted

Sir Mia Goodboy and the Quest for the Tennis Ball of Legend!
a) Part 1: The Fairy and Knighting of Sir Mia Goodboy!
b) Part 2: The Panther and Binding of the Dark Legend.
c) Special Tie In Image: The Final Battle for the Tennis Ball of Legend Begins


Hazard Level 4

1)  MadMilk Noah is going to accidentially activate this one. Something something motherless goat. Payment: Paid

2)  skunktoy chose a general egg that is a silly, but obscure Disney Reference.

3)  Apollojay89 Two of three new Eggs ordered (4/418) for his characters (all three are Posted):
a) His brother Ty Musea received a Game Cube that he really could get into.
b) The blind drummer Leland http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11490709/

4)  xodiac has requested an egg… It's going to be a real Double Header. Status: Posted


Hazard Level 5


1) Usagi Koshiro accidentally raised the Hazard Level and is now Alan. Alan is an Albino Raptor and Alan is an EggSellEnt Protector of Children's Fun, Alan.

2)  apollojay89 got a The Easter Bowtie & is now an EggSellEnt Layer named "Beans"

3)  clow found a Level 3 that was suddenly upgraded into Hazard Level 5. So now he's A Most EggSellEnt Slip-up! Captain Clown the Sugar Baby Clown.

4)  Leokit has bought himself a gumball filled egg. So now he er… she is Lilly Locket the Prettiest Bubblegum Ballerina.

5)  TimButWithTwoZeros's is Posted
His Monty Python (Yes, that's his name) is going to be dared into… WAIT WHAT!?!
Actually EATING an Egg[/spoiler][spoiler]AS IN WHOLE!!!
Okay, it's your funeral. But it's going to Make Monty into An EggSellEnt Soda Server.
Status: Posted.

6)  TiranMaster wants two mature eggs and has agreed to help me with the story on both of them, in exchange for a third tie in image Finished, but awaiting story before being posted.

a) One being of his rat Cezar: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19497342/
b) The other of his husky Icarus: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19373341/

7)  Apollojay89 One of three new Eggs ordered (4/4/18) for his character Lani is now running around as a fantastic superhero, The Wax Lips!

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Want one yourself? Of course you do.

$5 for each General Egg Prank
$10 for a Mature Egg's Prank (orderd after April 1st)
Adult is Not An Option!


Add an extra $2 to $4 for complex character designs
And +$5 if you want to actively choose the prank that will be pulled.

("Choosing" basically means that I will not add anything without telling you first. If you want certain themes, like say "daiper" or "Sissy", that does not count as "Choosing". If, however, you want a specific transformation or other effect, then I will not add things to it.)


Mind you, not every Mad Hare Egg will turn you into an EggSellEnt, but every Egg will be Unique in it's design, execution, and end result!

There are Five Levels. (Excluding being General or Mature)

HAZARD LEVEL 1: Harmless. Which is any normal prank. Squirt guns or hand buzzers. All eggs will automatically be adjusted to Level 1 for children.

HAZARD LEVEL 2: Assault. That squirt gun will be more like a geyser, or the hand buzzer will do more than just zap you. Or a boxing glove could knock your jaw off. Or you'll be covered in spiders… or peeps.

HAZARD LEVEL 3: Alteration. These are relatively harmless transformations. You know, things like changing species, age, gender, or even color schemes. The ususual things. This could also include hypnosis and brainwashing for comedic sake.

HAZARD LEVEL 4 Mutation. This isn't just a simple transformation It's an invasive transformation. This transformation will be beyond just a simple species transformation and are always an inconvenience in some form or fashion.

HAZARD LEVEL 5: ASSIMILATION. This is when an egg will use every resource in it's power to completely subjugate the victim into becoming an "EggSellEnt".

These new beings will be compelled to spread, sell, and activate as many eggs as possible.
They also have a weakness for children. They'll never do anything that would endanger them.
Even activate Level 5 eggs while in their presence. Anyone (excluding Children) who threatens an eggs' ability to hatch (Like Usagi had done) will cause the egg to rise into this HAZARD level.

I have a personal goal of 100 eggs, but obviously that's quite a lofty goal to complete by the end of the month, but no matter how many eggs I make, I want to put them all into one final flash to display all of the Mad Hare Eggs that I do manage to complete and their varrying results. I will not be repeating ANY results and I do hope to get a wide variety of HAZARD LEVELS too.

14 Unique Eggs Down…
I only have 86 eggs to go, now.

Okay, I only have one more egg in the works and three left to be posted.