It is rather unfortunate that  clow did not pay better attention to the briefing for the FVU (Furry Victims Unit) this morning. Not that it mattered, I actually chucked that egg at him as I ran off. Now Clow had been recently promoted to Captain of his own unit, so he was actually looking forward to people taking him seriously for once. His training helped him to immediately recognize the MHE and followed protocol and called up HQ to figure out the best course of action.

Clow did remember how to tell the difference between the different Hazard Levels of an unhatched MHE, but he didn't quite know what to do with this Level 3 Hazard. Clow very quietly reached for his phone to call for help. The one thing that he did remember was that PSA Broadcast that had ended in disaster because the Easter Bunny representative had been… well… accidentally turned into a mindless drone for these things. That was how everyone discovered that threatening the egg will increase it's level to the max.

Captain Clow groaned as (based on the design) he could easily guess what this MHE would do to him, "Why do I always find these ones."

As such, he was very careful to not drop the egg or make any sudden moves. He reached his Commander on the line and very quietly whispered the situation.

"Um… this is Captain Clow… Okay, Commander…," Clow whispered, eyeing the MHE carefully, "I found a MHE… what do I do with it…?"

To Clow's utter dismay, his phone's volume was not set even close to low enough and his Commander shouted at the top of their lungs, "1) Don't Let Anyone Touch It!"

The event of the very next moment was so fast that it was all over long before Clow's Commander finished his next loud sentence, "2) Do Not Tip It Off."

All that occured in that time was that the Egg broke off it's upper half. In that instant, Clow thought that his fingers had slipped and reflexively moved into a defensive stance for whatever would come exploding out of it's contents. Regrettably, the MHE had already hatched and released a spring-loaded cherry topped banana cream pie that plowed itself right into Captain Clow's face. The phone was immediately dropped. The dear Captain fell backwards as the splattered pie filling wrapped around his head like the mask from… well "The Mask"

Of course being filing it did exactly that and got into every crevice, nook and cranny of Captain Clow's face (except of course his nose), it got inside his ears, his eyes, his mouth and finally his brain before his feet had even lifted off of the ground. Clow's brain went blank as he identified the flavor of the pie, even if he didn't even have time to register that he was even Hit by the pie. The filling in his mouth dissolved before it got very far down his throat. His clothes were the next to shift as the filling quickly spread all the way down his body turning his fur into ever-covered sprouts of banana flavor. His dark spots color lost it's opacity and deluded into a cyan sugar dots and lines. His blue uniform shifted into a silly baby girl clown diapered dress.

Even I, the narrator of this tale, can't tell you where those big red shoes came from. It happened far too fast for even my time slowing to witness.

Once Clow's heels had reached over his head, his brain turned back on and he reached out his glove covered paws to help transition himself from falling back to doing an expert backflip, or a failed handstand whichever one came first. He was a silly kitty like that. The former Captain even had a moment of time before he started falling to take a hearty lick of his left arm.

"3) Keep others from-"

"Yummy!" the transformed cat interupted, "I'm a Banana Cream Kitten!"

The now confused Commander gave a worried, "Captain Clow?"

"Call me Clown!" Clown back as he tried to do another handstand, but couldn't resist licking himself again as he did so. Captain Clown was so Yummy-yummy in his tummy-wummyy.

"Not again," the Commander face-palmed, "That is the third Captain we lost this week…"

"Captain Clown is such a Numby-dumby," Captain Clown decided to stand on his head as he licked himself some more, adding a bit of whip-cream from his tail for extra seasoning. His diaper on display for everyone to see, especially for the kiddies to point and laugh at him. Just wait until they find out that everything that Captain Clown touches turns into a tasty treat for the kiddies to enjoy.

Yes, Captain Clown is the bestest Sugar Baby Clown.
A most EggSellEnt Slip-up!

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Yummy-yummy! Prank more Furries! Make more tastey EggSellEnt!

Want one yourself? Of course you do.

$5 for each General Egg Prank
$8 for a Mature Egg's Prank
Adult is Not An Option!


Add an extra $2 to $4 for complex character designs
And +$5 if you want to actively choose the prank that will be pulled.


Mind you, not every Mad Hare Egg will turn you into an EggSellEnt, but every Egg will be Unique in it's design, execution, and end result!

There are Five Levels. (Excluding being General or Mature)

HAZARD LEVEL 1: Harmless. Which is any normal prank. Squirt guns or hand buzzers. All eggs will automatically be adjusted to Level 1 for children.

HAZARD LEVEL 2: Assault. That squirt gun will be more like a geyser, or the hand buzzer will do more than just zap you. Or a boxing glove could knock your jaw off. Or you'll be covered in spiders… or peeps.

HAZARD LEVEL 3: Alteration. These are relatively harmless transformations. You know, things like changing species, age, gender, or even color schemes. The ususual things. This could also include hypnosis and brainwashing for comedic sake.

HAZARD LEVEL 4 Mutation. This isn't just a simple transformation It's an invasive transformation. This transformation will be beyond just a simple species transformation and are always an inconvenience in some form or fashion.

HAZARD LEVEL 5: ASSIMILATION. This is when an egg will use every resource in it's power to completely subjugate the victim into becoming an "EggSellEnt".

These new beings will be compelled to spread, sell, and activate as many eggs as possible.
They also have a weakness for children. They'll never do anything that would endanger them.
Even activate Level 5 eggs while in their presence. Anyone (excluding Children) who threatens an eggs' ability to hatch (Like Usagi had done) will cause the egg to rise into this HAZARD level.

I have a personal goal of 100 eggs, but obviously that's quite a lofty goal to complete by the end of the month, but no matter how many eggs I make, I want to put them all into one final flash to display all of the Mad Hare Eggs that I do manage to complete and their varrying results. I will not be repeating ANY results and I do hope to get a wide variety of HAZARD LEVELS too.

I only have 97 eggs to go, now.