What about when you're an old person?

I want to be murdered if I turn into an old man... But then again, I've already started turning into my grandma (I REALLY wish I was kidding).

AMEN BROTHER.

I took care of my grandma for a few years, and then she was put in a nursing home whence I was forced into visiting her 4 times a week. She lived in a 6 person ward where one lady was like 'GODDAMNED CREEPS' and the other kept blaming me for stealing her corgi.


Needless to say, extreme concentration of the elderly does not equal anything even remotely resembling win.

With the exception of two teens in the front, I was the youngest person in that theater. It was a flood of white hair, magnifying glasses and those headphones they hand out to the hard of hearing that leave that lovely feedback noise.

Fortunately my grandma is independent enough to live on her own... completely alone like a hermit. But, she makes my mom call her every weekend so she can complain about the world, and we usually eat there once a month for some reason or another.

I pity you. No, I am not fond of those termed 'old' at all. They constantly confound my efforts to drive the speed limit and above D:<

I have had an old lady fart in my face (no appology, btw), had an old man ask me if I was into kinky sex, seen an old lady with her shirt open asking me to help her, and many other things in my life. Fun times are never around the old.

Yeah, I'm no stranger to awkward questions. I felt like I had a fanclub at the nursing home full of old hispanic men, because they all kept asking me to marry them. In really bad english, by the way.

Hot. Not really. :3

No, wrinkly old guys in wheelchairs don't really rock my burdsocks you know what I mean?

Yes...yes I do.

I need a multi use picture of a guy giving a thumbs up.

But you can't do plz's here. ;~;

Are you asking for a request?

No. I'm the kind of person who asks for something in the comments for a picture.

I meant that if i could do PLZs here, i would of made one and posted it on the subject of this picture to express my like for it.

Psh.

*looks up "PLZ"*

Ahh, I thought it ment 'please' so I was confused.

Despite the fact that you looked it up, Im going to tell you what i meant, it's a sort of lame meme thing on Deviantart. Basically people make their own Emotes using fake accounts.

Yeah, I don't use DA, so I had never heard that term before, but I've seen countless people use plz as short-speak for please. I'm usualy slow to pick up on internet pop culture.

That's understandable. DA is pretty crappy anyways. I only go there to talk to a few people.

Internet pop-culture is pretty crappy anyways.

Ditto. I only go to DA to see furry art not on FA.