This is me finally figuring out how to properly use Ableton Live. :D

[Insert happy happy joy joy here]

Now, after a few more tutorials and finding my way around the "1000 drum loops" disk mother an I purchased some 6 years ago before I picked up my guitar and got into music, I'll have a few hundred more samples at my disposal.

At the very least, things will begin to sound a lot cleaner with time.