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Why wont people just accept the fact that Nevan and Bill are made for each other? I should know. I made them for each other… LITERALLY!
And for those of you that are wondering as to why Nevan isn't embracing this. Remember his memory works by noncannon logic. Besides, love arrow or not, it still stings like a… *Looks at Joey* like a bug bite.
I'm so sorry, I still can't get these two to kiss. WHY CAN"T I!?!
And for those of you that are wondering as to why Nevan isn't embracing this. Remember his memory works by noncannon logic. Besides, love arrow or not, it still stings like a… *Looks at Joey* like a bug bite.
I'm so sorry, I still can't get these two to kiss. WHY CAN"T I!?!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Comics
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Both: Blue It's my favorite color! It's why I'm the Cobalt Raccoon.
Joey: When I grows up that is…
Mama: *Smiles evily* but maybe let him wear pink?
Joey: What!?! Why mama!?!
Mama: Because somebody didn't finish his vegetables today.
Joey: How did… I was so cawful.
Mama: You're just like me as a kid, you think I wouldn't notice? Also, the cat doesn't like green beans either. Do your worse Nozo.
Joey: When I grows up that is…
Mama: *Smiles evily* but maybe let him wear pink?
Joey: What!?! Why mama!?!
Mama: Because somebody didn't finish his vegetables today.
Joey: How did… I was so cawful.
Mama: You're just like me as a kid, you think I wouldn't notice? Also, the cat doesn't like green beans either. Do your worse Nozo.
I guess you could say that… it's not the straightest arrow in the quiver.
When I saw that last panel all I could think of was this: https://youtu.be/2B0XpHEfikc
Then I still got it.
Also That was my first attempt. This was my second: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24038709/
Also That was my first attempt. This was my second: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24038709/
That's very sweet of you, but this goes beyond a simple sign of affection… This is personal… This is memeingful to me This is… *Cocks bow and arrow like a shotgun* Female Fanfiction Territory…
Look, I'm sorry. The truth is that I can do a diaper or I can do a pouch, but I just can't do both.
If it makes you feel better… Joey doesn't have a pouch. And I won this Raffle so…
If it makes you feel better… Joey doesn't have a pouch. And I won this Raffle so…
Joey: Mama's a Meanie!
Mama: He's just grouchy cause he's being punished.
Joey: Nahuh!… Mama's A Big Meanie!
Mama: You're not getting out of that thing until you eat your greenbeans… or need a change… *shrugs*whichever comes first.
Joey:*whines & blushing harder* This es crewl and unusiwal punychment!
Mama: He's just grouchy cause he's being punished.
Joey: Nahuh!… Mama's A Big Meanie!
Mama: You're not getting out of that thing until you eat your greenbeans… or need a change… *shrugs*whichever comes first.
Joey:*whines & blushing harder* This es crewl and unusiwal punychment!
Joey: Noe! It's a twa-*Mama flashes blue, and Joey is now passified*
Mama: *Is now holding a small spill proof sippy cup* Here you go sweetie. *Hands it to you, but then pulls out an extra large one from her pouch* And one for the little girl…
Joey: *muffles a scream, but can't fight the urge to suckle*
Mama: *Is now holding a small spill proof sippy cup* Here you go sweetie. *Hands it to you, but then pulls out an extra large one from her pouch* And one for the little girl…
Joey: *muffles a scream, but can't fight the urge to suckle*
Mama: Don't worry, we've got plenty of apple juice. If you finish yours… *connects straw to secret hole in Joey's Passifier* then you can have some more, Mardozer.
Joey: *still can't resist magical urges*
Mama: Just remember to not have too much.
*Pats your head*
Don't want any unwanted acidents, right?
(Me too. Remember that first hidden comment? That one was mine. Also, as a "hero", I'm enjoying this "Mama" role a bit more than I probably should.)
Joey: *still can't resist magical urges*
Mama: Just remember to not have too much.
*Pats your head*
Don't want any unwanted acidents, right?
(Me too. Remember that first hidden comment? That one was mine. Also, as a "hero", I'm enjoying this "Mama" role a bit more than I probably should.)
Mama: Such a good sweet boy. *leads you to table with Joey's stash of cookies (and one plate of cold greenbeans)* Would you like a couple? Since Joey is so thirsty, I wouldn't want these cookies to go to waste.
Joey: *pleading eyes* thinking: 'my cookies…'
(Nah, You're good. That first one was mine. One more and sure.)
Joey: *pleading eyes* thinking: 'my cookies…'
(Nah, You're good. That first one was mine. One more and sure.)
Mama: Oh such a considerate little friend too.*boops nose* But Joey can't have desert before finishing his veggies. He knows the rules. *whispers* trust me, he'll be more mad at me than you.
Joey: *attempts to stick out tongue at me, but FAILS Miserably(not to mention adorably), so he starts flailing his arms instead*
Mama: *pretends to be surprised* Oh, are you ready to finish them?
Joey: *Pauses, droops* *nods slowly, still forced to suckle drink*
Mama: Okay then… *Puts Joey down, while taking the plate of green beans to the kitchen to heat up* I'll be right back with some nice hot meal…
(I'm secretly replacing them with a fresher serving. I may be cruel, but I'm not a monster)
Joey: *attempts to stick out tongue at me, but FAILS Miserably(not to mention adorably), so he starts flailing his arms instead*
Mama: *pretends to be surprised* Oh, are you ready to finish them?
Joey: *Pauses, droops* *nods slowly, still forced to suckle drink*
Mama: Okay then… *Puts Joey down, while taking the plate of green beans to the kitchen to heat up* I'll be right back with some nice hot meal…
(I'm secretly replacing them with a fresher serving. I may be cruel, but I'm not a monster)
Joey: *Smiles. Takes it, but forgot about the passy stuck in his mouth, before putting it in his lap*
Mama: *returns with a hot plate of greenbeans, the scent of garlic captivates the air* Okay, they're ready.*puts the plate in front of Joey before removing his gag and pick up a forkfull* Now say aah!
Joey: Aaawe…… *accepts the bite* Mmmm…
Mama: I told you it tastes beter hot.
Joey: And wiff fweinds. *winks at you* Tank kyu.
Mama: Would you like to try some, Mardozer? It's Mama… 'scuse me… Granma T's secret receipe.
Mama: *returns with a hot plate of greenbeans, the scent of garlic captivates the air* Okay, they're ready.*puts the plate in front of Joey before removing his gag and pick up a forkfull* Now say aah!
Joey: Aaawe…… *accepts the bite* Mmmm…
Mama: I told you it tastes beter hot.
Joey: And wiff fweinds. *winks at you* Tank kyu.
Mama: Would you like to try some, Mardozer? It's Mama… 'scuse me… Granma T's secret receipe.
Mama: Okay sweetie… *Picks up a forkful* Say "ahh…"
(Thanks for the fun. (Like I said in that now hidden comment) I do have to go. It's Joey's Greatgrandma G's birthday today. Going to celebrate, you understand. Also… Thanks also for (inadvertently) helping Joey get out of that cursed onesie.)
(Thanks for the fun. (Like I said in that now hidden comment) I do have to go. It's Joey's Greatgrandma G's birthday today. Going to celebrate, you understand. Also… Thanks also for (inadvertently) helping Joey get out of that cursed onesie.)
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