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PSR: The 50 Things Trina Omnifarious Can no Longer Do
Something funny I did steal the idea from 
luircin
His Spike and my Trina are getting along real well at PSR camp.
luircin His Spike and my Trina are getting along real well at PSR camp.
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THE 50 THINGS TRINA CAN NO LONGER DO AT PSR.
By
LORDJAGUAR
1. I can no longer accuse the staff of taking bribes to keep me here just because Dad built the new recreational center.
2. I can’t put a sign up on Director O’ Shaymon’s office that says ethics for sale.
3. I can no longer divide the cost of the new Recreation Center by the number of counselors and tell each of them their asking price.
4. When made to do janitorial duties I can no longer block the hallways with a mop and yell “YOOOU CANNOT PASS!”
5. When I taste Cookie’s cooking I can no longer begin to flop about on the floor and change colors while foaming at the mouth.
6. I also can no longer turn purple and scream “MY STOMACHE IS MELTING!” and then do a sludge bomb on the cafeteria floor after eating.
7. I can no longer ask Cookie how the rest of the cast on “Total Drama Action” is doing.
8. Nor the A-team.
9. I can no longer tell Cookie that I think he sucked in the GI Joe movie.
10. I can no longer tell the kids at camp that if they ask for double rations of asparagus then Cookie will be so happy he will give them an autograph of their favorite TDA, or GI Joe character.
11. When somebody complains about Cookie’s cooking I can no longer shout out “I pity da fool who don’t luv that cooking!”
12. I won’t confuse the swimming pool for the Krabby breeding pens in the terraforming sector.
13. I can no longer teach the krabby’s in the terraforming pools that tails are food.
14. I can no longer use Skuntank pheromones as laundry detergent when doing the counselors laundry as punishment.
15. I can no longer put up videos on you-tube of the skuntanks when they fall in love with the counselors legs and other body parts.
16. When a skuntank wonders through the training fields I can no longer yell out “Coach Vyle your date is here!”
17. I can no longer accuse Coach Marcues of being jealous of the skuntanks.
18. I can no longer use skill swap with random mon to turn them different colors.
19. I can no longer accuse color changing mon of having “Space Rabies” and screaming “Where all gonna die!” while in front of the children.
20. When told to mow the lawn I can no longer try to shave Director O’Shaymon’s back.
20.5 Even if it really does need a trim.
21. I can no longer call the police and tell them that illegal plants are being grown in the terraforming sector.
22. I can no longer run out of the counselors quarters with a torn shirt screaming “Bad touch bad touch!” while the police are checking out the terraforming sector.
23. I can no longer ask Ranger Parker if hobbits taste good.
24. I can no longer tell Dr. Morgan that he should come out of his shell.
25. I can no longer tell Ranger Hutch that I love her TV show.
26. I can longer talk to Director Veg Brinjal in baby talk.
27. I can no longer sing the pirate song for Director Wynn Balducci.
28. When told to salute I can no longer respond with my middle finger.
29. When I meet somebody missing their significant other I can no longer use the so alone speech from “The Two Towers”
30. I can no tell people that Counselor Graves uses an ouija board to talk to the dead.
31. I can no longer walk into the wind whenever Counselor Axiom is talking.
32. I can no longer hide honey in classrooms then release the beedrills from the terraforming sector while screaming “Fly Fly my pretties!”
33. I can no longer hold a “clothing optional” Jacuzzi party in the hospital recovery ward for other campers.
34. I can no longer cater pizza parties with Director O’Shaymon’s credit cards.
35. I can no longer make you-tube video’s of Coach Vyle’s short and embarrassing fighting career with “Hit me with your best shot” music.
36. I can no longer give Lowell chewed bubble gum and barded wire when he asks for tools.
37. I can no longer call the black bots rubric cubes.
37.5 Or try to solve them with sledge hammers.
38. I can no longer send pictures of Coaches Vyle and Marcues arguing to Dear Abbey and ask for couples advice. Nor can I post the replies up on the Camp message board.
39. I can no longer tell children that the camp song is “Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy”
39.5 Nor Can I tell them that they should do the Happy dance every morning at revelry.
40. When made to work in the medical wing I can no longer greet patients with an evil laugh.
41. I can no longer practice CPR with Spike Yena.
42. Spike Yena and I can no longer sit beside the soda machines and practice our evil laughs whenever somebody gets a soda.
43. I can no longer do combat drills with Spike Yena due to our aggressive “wrestling” moves.
44. Spike Yena and I can no longer do zero gravity “aerobics” without an adult counselor present.
45. Spike Yena and I can no longer do our MST 3000 impressions during movie night.
46. I can no longer offer Spike Yena singles for a lap dance.
47. Spike Yena and I can no longer follow counselors around all day with evil grins when we’ve done nothing to them.
48. I can not forget that 47 is not permission to do evil things to the counselors.
49. I can no longer use my color change to sneak into Spike Yena’s cabin while naked. Or Clothed.
50. I can no longer sit outside of the boys cabins and do evil things to popsicles with my long tongue.
By
LORDJAGUAR
1. I can no longer accuse the staff of taking bribes to keep me here just because Dad built the new recreational center.
2. I can’t put a sign up on Director O’ Shaymon’s office that says ethics for sale.
3. I can no longer divide the cost of the new Recreation Center by the number of counselors and tell each of them their asking price.
4. When made to do janitorial duties I can no longer block the hallways with a mop and yell “YOOOU CANNOT PASS!”
5. When I taste Cookie’s cooking I can no longer begin to flop about on the floor and change colors while foaming at the mouth.
6. I also can no longer turn purple and scream “MY STOMACHE IS MELTING!” and then do a sludge bomb on the cafeteria floor after eating.
7. I can no longer ask Cookie how the rest of the cast on “Total Drama Action” is doing.
8. Nor the A-team.
9. I can no longer tell Cookie that I think he sucked in the GI Joe movie.
10. I can no longer tell the kids at camp that if they ask for double rations of asparagus then Cookie will be so happy he will give them an autograph of their favorite TDA, or GI Joe character.
11. When somebody complains about Cookie’s cooking I can no longer shout out “I pity da fool who don’t luv that cooking!”
12. I won’t confuse the swimming pool for the Krabby breeding pens in the terraforming sector.
13. I can no longer teach the krabby’s in the terraforming pools that tails are food.
14. I can no longer use Skuntank pheromones as laundry detergent when doing the counselors laundry as punishment.
15. I can no longer put up videos on you-tube of the skuntanks when they fall in love with the counselors legs and other body parts.
16. When a skuntank wonders through the training fields I can no longer yell out “Coach Vyle your date is here!”
17. I can no longer accuse Coach Marcues of being jealous of the skuntanks.
18. I can no longer use skill swap with random mon to turn them different colors.
19. I can no longer accuse color changing mon of having “Space Rabies” and screaming “Where all gonna die!” while in front of the children.
20. When told to mow the lawn I can no longer try to shave Director O’Shaymon’s back.
20.5 Even if it really does need a trim.
21. I can no longer call the police and tell them that illegal plants are being grown in the terraforming sector.
22. I can no longer run out of the counselors quarters with a torn shirt screaming “Bad touch bad touch!” while the police are checking out the terraforming sector.
23. I can no longer ask Ranger Parker if hobbits taste good.
24. I can no longer tell Dr. Morgan that he should come out of his shell.
25. I can no longer tell Ranger Hutch that I love her TV show.
26. I can longer talk to Director Veg Brinjal in baby talk.
27. I can no longer sing the pirate song for Director Wynn Balducci.
28. When told to salute I can no longer respond with my middle finger.
29. When I meet somebody missing their significant other I can no longer use the so alone speech from “The Two Towers”
30. I can no tell people that Counselor Graves uses an ouija board to talk to the dead.
31. I can no longer walk into the wind whenever Counselor Axiom is talking.
32. I can no longer hide honey in classrooms then release the beedrills from the terraforming sector while screaming “Fly Fly my pretties!”
33. I can no longer hold a “clothing optional” Jacuzzi party in the hospital recovery ward for other campers.
34. I can no longer cater pizza parties with Director O’Shaymon’s credit cards.
35. I can no longer make you-tube video’s of Coach Vyle’s short and embarrassing fighting career with “Hit me with your best shot” music.
36. I can no longer give Lowell chewed bubble gum and barded wire when he asks for tools.
37. I can no longer call the black bots rubric cubes.
37.5 Or try to solve them with sledge hammers.
38. I can no longer send pictures of Coaches Vyle and Marcues arguing to Dear Abbey and ask for couples advice. Nor can I post the replies up on the Camp message board.
39. I can no longer tell children that the camp song is “Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy”
39.5 Nor Can I tell them that they should do the Happy dance every morning at revelry.
40. When made to work in the medical wing I can no longer greet patients with an evil laugh.
41. I can no longer practice CPR with Spike Yena.
42. Spike Yena and I can no longer sit beside the soda machines and practice our evil laughs whenever somebody gets a soda.
43. I can no longer do combat drills with Spike Yena due to our aggressive “wrestling” moves.
44. Spike Yena and I can no longer do zero gravity “aerobics” without an adult counselor present.
45. Spike Yena and I can no longer do our MST 3000 impressions during movie night.
46. I can no longer offer Spike Yena singles for a lap dance.
47. Spike Yena and I can no longer follow counselors around all day with evil grins when we’ve done nothing to them.
48. I can not forget that 47 is not permission to do evil things to the counselors.
49. I can no longer use my color change to sneak into Spike Yena’s cabin while naked. Or Clothed.
50. I can no longer sit outside of the boys cabins and do evil things to popsicles with my long tongue.
4 made me burst out laughing, I think I sprained something on that one...
5-6, 7-11, 16, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 28, 31, 32, 33, 36 37-37.5, 38, 40, 42, 47-48, 49 and 50 are epic.
14, 27, 35, 39, 43-46 are chuckleworthy.
All in all, I really want to hear more about what these two get up to.
5-6, 7-11, 16, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 28, 31, 32, 33, 36 37-37.5, 38, 40, 42, 47-48, 49 and 50 are epic.
14, 27, 35, 39, 43-46 are chuckleworthy.
All in all, I really want to hear more about what these two get up to.
Akina: Yes, like that....and I'm sure you wouldn't mind finding out what my hands can do, espacially when holding the right tool~ *leans forward* After all, handling a boneblade for more then ten years made me very skillfull fencer...which can also be used with certain adult toys~
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