The following piece of insanity is taken from Cyber-Lynx 40: Fusion, which can be found here

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The lynx leaned forward. “Mistress Alderheim! Do come into my office! I am sir Willy Warfstachewonka. I have come here on behalf of the Bureau of Superheroes to challenge you, for I, Willy Warfstachewonka, am the BIGGEST Willy the Bureau has to offer..!” The lynx stood from the chair, folding her right arm in front of her as she took a bow. The top hat fell from her hand and landed in the left as she rose. “But you my dear Mistress, shall address me by my true name. The mighty hero and biggest willy, Slipstream.”

She lifted up a finger to silence everyone, wagging it carefully and kept talking. “Now now, I know what you’re thinking! Slipstream is a panther and totally doesn’t have those glorious motherly curves! Not to mention these..!” She reached up, squeezing together her chest. “Well now ladies and gentlemen, if it isn’t obvious. I trimmed all of that fur right off and got a boob job! Why, just awhile ago I was the Star and getting drunk on Beaver.” As she spoke, she pulled a Slipstream action figure from within the hat.

“And I can definitely say we do quite enjoy being a bouncy castle lynx of a heroine.”

The incoherent babbling nonsense the lynx spoke was enough to make Alderhiem puke but she was too confused, too mesmerized by the randomness that had appeared out of nowhere in her favourite office chair.

“Now now, Alderheim don’t make such a silly face!” She reached up, ripped the moustache off and tossed it into her mouth, chewing momentarily before stuffing the taffy into the side of her mouth so she could speak properly. The lynx’s face suddenly grew rather grim, a bit of an angry snarl was beginning to form as she glared into the snow leopard’s eyes. It almost appeared as if she was looking into her very soul. “You killed us remember? You should be much more AFRAID.”

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Artwork © Nectar / bluwolf0
Cyber-Lynx & Alderheim © MrDuHast
Apex Meer © Me
Meervay © Me & MrDuHast
Jason Mills/Slipstream © @gamegod210