Aliya: So, how’s the prized hog of the Gerudo Kingdom today?

Ganondorf: Why’d ya call me that?!

Aliya: Because you look like you’re ready to be harvested for some smoked bacon and ham.

Ganondorf: I am no pig, dearest daughter! I am a wild boar!

Aliya: To be honest, there’s not much difference between you and a pig. Hell, you probably have a mixture of cow in there as well…

Ganondorf: Aliya…

((Just a doodle of Chubbydorf and his daughter, since I haven’t drawn Aliya (or any female for that matter) in a long time…))