Vulpine Roulette!
Also, behold the new Mickemobile!
A couple of vixens are volunteering as hood ornaments...
It's not that I have forced them into it or something. Honest!
They just want to take a trip in my new car...
Also, behold the new Mickemobile!
A couple of vixens are volunteering as hood ornaments...
It's not that I have forced them into it or something. Honest!
They just want to take a trip in my new car...
44 years of fox comics 1974 - 2018:
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But... No back seat... Where am I supposed to entertain the vixens?
Fun fact: Back in the 70's, the youth pastor of my church owned a 1800s. (at least on weekdays...)
It used to get stolen and taken for joy rides virtually every weekend, and was promptly retured by the police the following monday.
He quite soon got tired of the procedure and acquired another car.
Fun fact: Back in the 70's, the youth pastor of my church owned a 1800s. (at least on weekdays...)
It used to get stolen and taken for joy rides virtually every weekend, and was promptly retured by the police the following monday.
He quite soon got tired of the procedure and acquired another car.
You can't imagine how envious I am right now!
I live between two cemeteries, where lots of bunnies live, but unfortunately there are no hungry vixens around.
Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but every morning when I'm going to work, I get the feeling that I must wade through a sea of bunnies to access my car... well, at least when it's rabbit season, anyway!
I live between two cemeteries, where lots of bunnies live, but unfortunately there are no hungry vixens around.
Maybe I'm exaggerating a bit, but every morning when I'm going to work, I get the feeling that I must wade through a sea of bunnies to access my car... well, at least when it's rabbit season, anyway!
The mother rabbits have acquired a taste for marshmallows and try to get them before "Dixie" arrives, Fortunately, they do not relish cheese or dog treats. So the vixen always gets a reward. The amazing thing is that Dixie never lets me see her, her activities are caught on a motion-sensor-activated camera. She is no larger than a housecat.
The police use to ask me almost the same question:
"Awfully sorry to bother you and your six lovely vixens, but I couldn't help noticing that there are four passengers riding in the two front seats of your car! Why is this?"
Me: "Because, unfortunately there isn't room for more than three vixens next to me. The rest have to ride in the back!"
The Police: "Oh, really?"
Me:"Oh, yes! Believe me, I once tried to put four vixens in the front seat and their tails got tangled!"
The Police: "Oh! I didn't realize that! I should have known... I'm so sorry I bothered you! Have a nice trip!"
"Awfully sorry to bother you and your six lovely vixens, but I couldn't help noticing that there are four passengers riding in the two front seats of your car! Why is this?"
Me: "Because, unfortunately there isn't room for more than three vixens next to me. The rest have to ride in the back!"
The Police: "Oh, really?"
Me:"Oh, yes! Believe me, I once tried to put four vixens in the front seat and their tails got tangled!"
The Police: "Oh! I didn't realize that! I should have known... I'm so sorry I bothered you! Have a nice trip!"
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