I was feeling especially nerdy today. I made binary bracelets. Starting from the red ring, the one spells in ASCII "wrist". The smaller one spells "hand". Because there are only 10 types of people in the world: people who secretly enjoy stuff written in binary, and people who don't.

Yes, I deserve whatever you're throwing at my head for this. I don't care. I'm a nerd.

Neoprene rubber and bright aluminum. If anyone wants to be as nerdy as me, I'll sell you one for $15.