I'm just gonna copy pasta all the stuff from Twitter, because this is a long one. X3

This is Kelly and Kuhn's son Patch.
Kuhntee's real name isn't actually Kuhntee and his last name isn't really Nyctiproc.
So he happily adopted Kelly's last name when they married.
The name of course went on to Patch's records as well~

He's very quiet and doesn't talk much.
So if he ever wants or needs something it's very hard to tell.
He just kinda tends to stare a lot.
He's often lost in his own mind, just, thinking about things.
Nobody really knows what he thinks about unless he puts it on paper.

Although he doesn't talk much, he's surprisingly very expressive.
He can occasionally does what could only be described as "weird shit" when he thinks he's in private.
But occasionally he'll do something really unexpected in front of you.

and never do it again...

It's hard to say if he takes after his father or his mother the most.
He's definitely a little small.
His fur is a little bit of a mix between the two with patterns mostly taking after Mom.
His muzzle also seems to be much shorter than Dad's.

There was no chance he would inherit Kuhn's long ears.

Kuhn's ears are developed from years and years of eating rabbits.
On top of his spirit animal and guide being a rabbit...

A normal tanuki's ears are much shorter and so he instead got his mother's ears.

Apart from whether he's taken after Mom or Dad,
there are rumors that he's eaten a few of the kids at school.
But there's absolutely no evidence of this.
It's probably just because he's the most quiet, and sits in the back all the time.

Patch often wonders where his dad goes for long periods of time, but his mother assures him with lots of hugs that he's perfectly fine.
Mom always seems just a little more cozier around these times.
Dad's usually gone for a week.
But a week is a long time for a kid.

Sometimes when his dad goes away, his Auntie Kuhn comes to visit and take care of him.
He think she's very nice, and she gives him lots of kisses.
But she smells like Bingo.
Auntie Kuhn and Mom are very good friends.

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And that's it so far. If I come up with anything else, I'll just post it with another pic. X3