Kodai: *buuurrrrp* Bucho Mio... Nothing like a good meal to start off the weekend...

Goliath: If you call a mini buffet a good meal...

Kodai: Hey, don't *urp* judge! You're on the chunky side, too!

Goliath: Yes, as much as I hate to admit, but I try to balance it out with some muscle so that I'm not all flab like you.

Kodai: Come on, old man! You make it sound like I'm some big fatso! I ain't that chubby!

Goliath: Kodai, if there was a walking definition of the phrase "Must Be Jelly, Cause Jam Don't Shake", your belly would most certainly qualify.

Kodai: First of all, actually jam does shake. It's just firmer than jelly. Second of all, that is a meme and what did I tell you about me and memes?

Goliath: You're a walking meme at this point. Scratch that, you're more like some kind of children's cartoon character.

Kodai: Better than a soldier who can't live a little. *belch* Oof, excuse me...

Goliath: You're not excused.

Kodai: Haha... now hand me the remote. And that chocolate pie.

Goliath: Why do I even bother arguing?