/runs away

"Hey, get back here, foo! I'll..."

*Realizes giant spoons aren't aerodynamic enough to be hurled like javelins*

"... damn it."

Well you could always face off agains Qu from Final Fantasy IX. lol. His weapon was a gaint fork.

Is he a friend of the Blue Raja?

Nice to hear from you

Possibly, except that he wouldn't tolerate the fake British accent and would likely have no problem hurling knives. And possibly hurling said knives on account of said annoying fake accent.

And good to see that you're still up and kickin' too, good buddy! :)

well that isn't scary now if it was a spoork i'd be scared

Oh, the spoon is just the opening act. If you don't smarten up after that, THEN you get the spork.

... and if, God help you, you still don't cut that shit out, then he breaks out the egg beaters.

and some day it's going to be upgraded to a knive

Unleash the egg-whisk?

If it's a duel of oversized culinary tools you're looking for, I'd personally go with the basting syringe.

Y'know, just so you have the reach advantage.

(viz. wearing a stained apron with hair in curlers with a cigarette hanging out one corner of my mouth, waving something long, hard and wooden at you) Don't make me go all nagging fish-wife on your pasty ass - I have a traditional rolling pin here and I'm not afraid to use it!

*Squirts squirts squirts* Auugh! Lemon juice in your eye! Lemon juice in your eye!

*ROLLERPIN'D*

I'ma gonna bake you to within an inch of your life, boy!

SPOON! What if you had to square off against The Tick?

The Tick would probably be outraged about his namesake battle cry being used in such an unsaintly way, and proceed to make odd, dim remarks and an "inspirational" speech filled with bizarre metaphors. Meanwhile, Derelict would either just thwack him mid-sentence, or just walk away in annoyance.

Either way, Drama Flakes for breakfast!

Epic looking face dude. He looks remarkably serious. ;3 You keep getting better, bud. And regardless, its a big blunt metal object, I'd be scared. XD

thanks kindly for the kindly words, mi kindly amigo! And while the mere prospect of a blunt metal object may, in itself be scary enough, we should still remember what Alan Rickman has taught us regard spoon usage as weaponry: "Because it's DULL, you idiot, it'll hurt more!!"

You should see my other one... it's rusty. Not only do you suffer the degrading fact that you just had your ass kicked by a guy with a giant spoon, you also suffer from possible tetanus.

I love how grunge/hardcore you made Derelict look. xD Possibly more appropriate for his hate-filled psyche.

One thing though... technically, he's a mouse. :o You have him listed as a rat.

A rusty spoon may be more infectious, but how do you manage to dramatically gleam it in the light as you stare down the potential spoon-ee and cause his heart to bleed with ice-cold terror?

Eh... I guess either option is good, depending on what the circumstances call for.

Glad ya likes, although the more "grunge" look may simply be a result of the quick sketch that I did being given a quick one-over in Illustrator. Bear in mind, sir, all this comes from my attempt to emulate your design, so you might have a few traces of the hardcoreness going on in your doodles.

Oh, and edited for accuracy. Thanks!

Very true, very true.

Well, the sketchiness made him look grittier. As if he was a bit more action-toon than my usual rounded out, clean style. xD It may have a bit of the hard-core, but you accented it. <3

Thanks! :D A mixed blessing lies in that I typically hang out with a crowd for whom said face is frequently shown.

Sometimes directed at me. :P

"Ma spoon's too big!"

Fool, a spoon can never be too big when it comes to satiating a true man's manly appetite!


... for BLOOD.

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OHGOD, It's Breakfast all over again!! BIG SPOONS AND WHITE STUFF.