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All yinglets are a problem?
noooooo... they just need proper guidance is all!
Yinglets just need someone or something to educate them and bring them to heel! put under the guidance of humans and disciplined, I'm sure we can find a use for them, right?
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ok, ok, I admit I just pulled that out of my ass as an excuse to justify having a yinglet for a pet.
who wouldn't want a trained yinglet as a pet?
noooooo... they just need proper guidance is all!
Yinglets just need someone or something to educate them and bring them to heel! put under the guidance of humans and disciplined, I'm sure we can find a use for them, right?
...
ok, ok, I admit I just pulled that out of my ass as an excuse to justify having a yinglet for a pet.
who wouldn't want a trained yinglet as a pet?
Wait till they figure out what those bones are connected to!
"But...but.... we would never just up and burn down your house and everyone in it, zhat would be siiiilly~! We would steeeeeal everyzhing first, and and zhen burn down your house and everyone in it! Heeheee, yesyes, we have leeeeearned! Now we are sosmarter like you sostupid humans! Hah!"
Oh! Just wondering if you might take that background scene and make it into a desktop background, or something we could use as a background in telegram, because you did a hell of an awesome job on that detailed art, it'd be awesome to see it get some more use beyond this comic page!
"But...but.... we would never just up and burn down your house and everyone in it, zhat would be siiiilly~! We would steeeeeal everyzhing first, and and zhen burn down your house and everyone in it! Heeheee, yesyes, we have leeeeearned! Now we are sosmarter like you sostupid humans! Hah!"
Oh! Just wondering if you might take that background scene and make it into a desktop background, or something we could use as a background in telegram, because you did a hell of an awesome job on that detailed art, it'd be awesome to see it get some more use beyond this comic page!
This made me think up something silly.
In a distand kingdom the king got distracted from work by some weird noise.
Looking out off his window to the front off his keep he sees a Yinglet.
Not any normal Yinglet but one that is a deep purple and wears a white piece of cloth as a toga.
On his head is something that is shaped like a crown.
The Yinglet has his back to the castle and looks over a small group off Yinglets that slowly poor from the alleys.
Raising his hand he silenced the small crowd.
"I decree, KREE!!" He spoke.
"KREE, KREE, KREE!" The Yinglet crowd chants in union.
After this the purple Yinglet leaves and the others leave as well.
The following day the same Yinglet returns and the exact same thing happens.
The group in front off the purple one was slightly bigger.
Like the previous day a group off Yinglet's chants Kree.
Day after day this keeps on and every day the crowd grows bigger.
One off the guards had enough and grabbed the purple Yinglet by the throat to command him to go away.
But what he didn't expect was that the crowd off Yinglets started to screech and attack the guard.
Other guards come rushing in and many Yinglets die in the process.
The purple yinglet was one off the dead.
The king found it a waste that something with such a nice shade off Purple was wased.
He used his hobby (Taxidermy) to preserve the body and turned it into a bookstand.
Many mocked the guards that they stopped the Yinglet rebellion.
Years pass and many people had almost forgotten what happened untill one day.
A purple Yinglet shows up and stands at the exact the same spot as the previous one.
Raises his hand and says.
"I decree, KREE!"
A few Yinglets appeared from the alleys and chated the word once more.
This started to happen everyday but after weeks the group had grown into the thousands.
The King had enough and ordered the Yinglets and his followers execution.
His guards cut through the yinglet crowd and in the end the purple one died.
After the slaughter almost no Yinglets were left and if you saw one it was a rarety.
The King cursed under his breath as he coughed blood. If only he had not ordered his guards to kill all those Yinglets.
Apperently they kept the pest under controle and prevent the plague from spreading.
The King looked to his two bookstands and he could almost hear them chant Kree.
The King passed away a few days later.
The new King had been ruling for a few years and something weird caught his attention.
Outside the keep was a purple Yinglet just like the once his father had as bookstands.
Said Yinglet raised his hand.
"I decree, Kree!" was all he said.
A few Yinglet showed up and started to chant kree.
The new King found this weird as this was the third time this happened.
He went to the bookstands and started to inspect them.
After researching Yinglets he found out that the bookstands and the one Yinglet outside were female.
He didn't want to kill them in fear for a new plague but he didn't want to go nuts with kree every day.
Days passed amd the King planned to get rid off the growing crowd from in front off his keep.
Just as the Purple one showed up one day the King walked upto the Yinglet.
He offered the Yinglet a title off lord and make him rule the sewers and a building. (on the other side off town)
The building would be her keep and let straight into the sewers.
The King enjoyed the peace that had returned.
Smugglers had a harder time as their goods would be taken by the Yinglets if left unguarded.
In a distand kingdom the king got distracted from work by some weird noise.
Looking out off his window to the front off his keep he sees a Yinglet.
Not any normal Yinglet but one that is a deep purple and wears a white piece of cloth as a toga.
On his head is something that is shaped like a crown.
The Yinglet has his back to the castle and looks over a small group off Yinglets that slowly poor from the alleys.
Raising his hand he silenced the small crowd.
"I decree, KREE!!" He spoke.
"KREE, KREE, KREE!" The Yinglet crowd chants in union.
After this the purple Yinglet leaves and the others leave as well.
The following day the same Yinglet returns and the exact same thing happens.
The group in front off the purple one was slightly bigger.
Like the previous day a group off Yinglet's chants Kree.
Day after day this keeps on and every day the crowd grows bigger.
One off the guards had enough and grabbed the purple Yinglet by the throat to command him to go away.
But what he didn't expect was that the crowd off Yinglets started to screech and attack the guard.
Other guards come rushing in and many Yinglets die in the process.
The purple yinglet was one off the dead.
The king found it a waste that something with such a nice shade off Purple was wased.
He used his hobby (Taxidermy) to preserve the body and turned it into a bookstand.
Many mocked the guards that they stopped the Yinglet rebellion.
Years pass and many people had almost forgotten what happened untill one day.
A purple Yinglet shows up and stands at the exact the same spot as the previous one.
Raises his hand and says.
"I decree, KREE!"
A few Yinglets appeared from the alleys and chated the word once more.
This started to happen everyday but after weeks the group had grown into the thousands.
The King had enough and ordered the Yinglets and his followers execution.
His guards cut through the yinglet crowd and in the end the purple one died.
After the slaughter almost no Yinglets were left and if you saw one it was a rarety.
The King cursed under his breath as he coughed blood. If only he had not ordered his guards to kill all those Yinglets.
Apperently they kept the pest under controle and prevent the plague from spreading.
The King looked to his two bookstands and he could almost hear them chant Kree.
The King passed away a few days later.
The new King had been ruling for a few years and something weird caught his attention.
Outside the keep was a purple Yinglet just like the once his father had as bookstands.
Said Yinglet raised his hand.
"I decree, Kree!" was all he said.
A few Yinglet showed up and started to chant kree.
The new King found this weird as this was the third time this happened.
He went to the bookstands and started to inspect them.
After researching Yinglets he found out that the bookstands and the one Yinglet outside were female.
He didn't want to kill them in fear for a new plague but he didn't want to go nuts with kree every day.
Days passed amd the King planned to get rid off the growing crowd from in front off his keep.
Just as the Purple one showed up one day the King walked upto the Yinglet.
He offered the Yinglet a title off lord and make him rule the sewers and a building. (on the other side off town)
The building would be her keep and let straight into the sewers.
The King enjoyed the peace that had returned.
Smugglers had a harder time as their goods would be taken by the Yinglets if left unguarded.
It's taken me this long, and several visits to this one page -- I'm in love with their facial expressions -- to be impressed at how quickly the other two yinglets grasped the philosophical idea.
You'd think there'd be a minute or two of, "Nah nah nah. We is guts and blood and hair and all zat too." or "Yeah, so? You can't eat ozzer yinglets, so dun even zink about it."
You'd think there'd be a minute or two of, "Nah nah nah. We is guts and blood and hair and all zat too." or "Yeah, so? You can't eat ozzer yinglets, so dun even zink about it."
We as intelligent human beings only exist as a personality. Our body, a form consisting of a carefully constructed skeleton and organs, is something we simply possess but do not own. When we die, our personality vacates our body, rendering it inanimate and allowing it to rot away until nothing is left as if it never existed…
Oh, no, they've discovered nihilism. I shudder to think of what will happen when they discover objectivism.
Oh wait, do they already have that, in their ruling body based upon what skills they have? Is it a meritocracy? But then again they still seem to care for those that have no "useful" skills. Even though they seem to be the bottom rung of the social order. Oh dear. Well, here's to hoping Vizlet will revolutionize more things.
Oh wait, do they already have that, in their ruling body based upon what skills they have? Is it a meritocracy? But then again they still seem to care for those that have no "useful" skills. Even though they seem to be the bottom rung of the social order. Oh dear. Well, here's to hoping Vizlet will revolutionize more things.
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