"By the way, this rat has rabies. I just saved your life."
"Ra-rabies?"
"And, you know what they do to little doggies like yourself when you get rabies."
"*gulp*"
"I'll take that look of horror on your face as thanks~"

Hey, so what if I had Bloodlove, mixed it with When The Fur Flies' Pet AU and switched Dhampir Di and Ben's roles? We'd have... uh... err... *looks at smudged writing on paw* ...I can't read this, why did I write this in the current color of my pawpads?

I don't know, I just love monster-hunting shows. Especially ones with animals. And, even more especially with one of the characters being a monster/mythical creature themselves. Something's so cool about about monsters fighting other monsters to me... *wearing King Caesar kigurumi* ...I don't know why, though...

Vampire Cat!Ben: HEY! I prefer the term "Supernatural American", thank you very much.
Me: ...aren't you also British?
VC!Ben: Yes, dear. *sips tea and eats crumpet* ...oh man, our food is gross.

Damnit, he's so cute as a vampire... I want him to bite me with those fangs~
OW!
VC!Ben: What? You ordered me to. By the way, darling, please cut down on the salt.
Me: *notices blood* ...you broke the skin. YOU BROKE THE SKIN.
VC!Ben: Yes.
Me: YOU BROKE THE SKIN! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! OH GOSH, I'M GOING TO BE A VAMPIRE NOW!
VC!Ben: (pfft, you silly... I didn't bite deep enough for that.) Here, hold still...
Me: AAH, NO! NO MORE BITING! *runs off* I'M A VAMPIRE, I'M A VAMPIRE, I'M A VAMPIRE
VC!Ben: What a freak.

Aww... wook at his wittle bootsies... <3
And his little hat... And his little glasses... Wait. Ohhhhhhh... That's why he's attractive to me... (This is the only version of Ben that wears them...)

I kinda wrote Ben to be kinda sneaky and mischievous, but kindhearted (which at first, landed him in hot water with Di, as she believed he was dangerous. To THEM. They've since made up, because have you ever seen an AU where these two hate each other? *The Opposites AU* WE DON'T SPEAK OF THAT) and somewhat like TFS's version of Alucard. I call him "Alucat" at home. (Hey, that's a stealth pun! ...'cause it sounds like "alley cat" and he was one? ...) HE'S A F*CKMOTHERING VAMPIRE CAT AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT. NOW GET THAT BITCH A CANNON. BITCHES LOVE CANNONS

(I also would like to thank Bunnicula for some inspiration with this AU and SilverDeni for making Denucard. I absolutely LOVE Denucard. The boots he wears are exactly want I wanted to draw and he helped me out with them. Wait. Aw crap, they're going to sue me, we both have vampire cats now (but I was already trying to make this AU BEFORE I found out about Denucard (remember, I'm without internet for about... 18 hours? I don't know when someone makes a character like all of the time, you know). It's just a coincidence I happened to find out about him at the time. Nice to find someone else who likes Hellsing Abridged, though! :3 I'm sorry for all of the trouble related to this sentence and my later reply. I didn't realize that this would cause more trouble than me saying nothing at all. SilverDeni and a friend (I'm not sure if they want me to name drop) were very cool about this situation, I thank them for this. ))

It's really fun having Ben be the monster/magical creature for once (as he put it: "DI'S ALWAYS THE FUN CREATURES AND I'M ALWAYS ME! IT'S NOT FAIR! I DESERVE A TURN!" And, he's right. I do spoil Di.) He's much more immature like this, so he's easier to write for. When you've lived hundreds of years and can easily outspeed/outsmart your opponents, you can be a bit cocky, you know?

By the way, are you wondering why his teeth are yellow? Looks nasty, right? Not to me, it doesn't! For one, he's a f*ckmothering MONSTER, for crying out loud! THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TOTALLY PRETTY! THAT MISSES THE POINT! Secondly, he's hundreds of years old! After eating so much meat and blood, it's sure to stain a bit, don't you think? I mean, his tongue is blood red, for corn's sake! So, if you don't like it, Ben doesn't want you anyway! *drops mic*

(Di's bigger than him, wtf)
(I love Vampire Cats for some reason, holy crap)
(DAMN, HE IS HOT. I MEAN, I WASTED LIKE A HALF AN HOUR JUST STARING AT HIM YESTERDAY, I'M NOT KIDDING. He's a weapon of mass seduction and he knows it~)

(This is grandfathered. That means I finished this with as minimal edits as I could, while polishing it up. The design may be more or less out-of-date by the time it sees the light of day.)