A commission for  Kit
Based originally off of one of kit's pieces
Maybe it was that half of him had to stay in Naruto...
Maybe it was that he didn't like tracker nin...
Maybe it was that he wasn't expecting it...

but somehow... someway... one little boy and his mutt had done it. Somehow, this... dynamic duo made the fox so mad that for the first time to pissed off to attack anything. He was so pissed that it was all he could lay there thinking about. He knew that eventually, people would try to capture him again, but this was beyond his expectations.
This little boy and mutt... the size of flies in Kurama's eye, somehow managed to piss him off.

When he heard them first approaching, he thought that it was just Hokage Mc. Tabayo and, Uchemo and ...Suckura apporaching, but the chakra didn't match.
"Hm... that little mutt and his side kick dog... pathetic. I work with people in one war and all of a sudden every dog wants me in their pack... are you serious...?" the fox thought as he twitched an ear.

In a few moments the boy and his dog finally tripped out of the forest and in front of the fox. The fox gave a condescending groan as the two started whispering to each other. This boy was literally in front of death right now... barely avoiding it. Many people trying to make "peace" with the beast in attempts to stop it from destroying their village, but very bits of fur he shed from his tails killed them as he ignored/ attacked them. His fur was just growing winter approached, but that didn't mean he wouldn't use the "murder art"

HEY MUTT FOR BRAINS! the boy shouted, snapping the fox out of his thoughts.
I'M IN A BET WITH NARUTO THAT I CAN'T MAKE MAKE YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY! THE LOSER HAS TO EAT 100 BOWLS OF ICHIRAK-

//HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS// A massive cloud of steam flowed out of the fox's flaming mouth, blasting the boy back as the fox yawned.
"This better be good, chihuahua. I was in the middle of a nap and after YEARS of being trapped inside people I'd HA- hAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The fox was in a threatening mood, but after he saw what was left of the boy's clothes he could only laugh. The boy's clothes were nearly torched from his body and his face looked medium rare.

"GAAAAA!" The boy yelled before dissapearing!
"I'm not done yet!" The real boy shouted as he and his dog ran toward the fox. Kurama almost chuckled. He hadn't LET a ninja this pathetic challenge him since when he was first created (which is the real reason why the tailed beast were sealed; even when docile).

"Go play fetch somewhere else, maggot" the beast grumbled, but the two didn't slow down. Seeing this, the fox spat toward the boy. Almost immediately he tripped at full speed toward the fox as chakra infused spit taped his sandals to the ground. His now fully grown partner barely managed to avoid the attack, and was now looking away as his master crashed into the fox's lower lip. He barely caught his breathe before the beast opened its fiery mouth again.

"Are you done, mutt?" the fox groaned as more steam flew out of its mouth.
"WHAT?! MUTT?! HOW DARE YOU!" the boy growled as he nearly stumbled back into the beast spit. He tumbled back until he was finally back with his Akamaru.
"HM! It'll take more then cheap jutsus like those to defeat me!" he said as he and Akamaru got into a stance.

The fox was just as humored as he was insulted at this. "Ohohoho, those weren't jutsus... chihuahua" the fox chuckled. "You're not scaring me with your genjutsu! Release!" the boy shouted as he tried to get rid of the chakra surrounding him. Nothing happened! The fox rolled its eyes in boredom.
"You're really pushing your lu-"
"MAN BEAST CLONE FANG OVER FANG!" Two blurs shot forward at the fox before he even finished his threat. The boy had done it... he had successfully made the fox take him seriously... and tick him off in the process...
The rapid blurs shot toward the fox at terminal velocity!
Both into the fox's nostrils!

He jumped and nearly gagged as he felt the two drill down his snout, into his stomache and then jostle around in his mouth! He couldn't take it anymore! With one roar he shot both of them out!
All three reared back and shuttered in disgust as they shook themselves.
Akamaru whined in disgust as his nose was flooded with the fox's odor, and the boy did the same.

"GROSSS MY JACKETTTTTTTTT!" he yelled. The fox wanted to tear the boy apart, but he couldn't stop gagging and sneezing. He was too sickened to hit the boy. "Hey, it's working! Lets /shudders/ try again Akamaru!" the boy shouted as he shook off the mucus. "You can't be seriou..." the fox growled.
Once more, two barrels of pain shot at the fox with claws outstretched!
"RRRRgGgggHHHGgRRHRHRHHRRRRRRRRARRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!! CUT THE CRA-" the fox yelled. He was too mad to finish his sentence, and just about to make mince the boy when the the two shot at his face. He barely moved out of the way before the two bullets grazed his fur and shot down his back.

He was about to flare his chakra again, but a strange sensation filled his mind!
"St-stop that!" he growled out, but the two didn't hear him through the whirring! His legs began to tremble as the two furiously attacked his back.

The boy and his dog to kept drilling through the beast fur, trying to make him take them seriously, and to an extent it was working. Yet the more serious he got, the more he enjoyed it... it was a sensation he hadn't known before...
"ARE YOU TAKING US SERIOUSLY NOW?!" the boy shouted as he began drilling the fox's lower half.
"I-I, you call that an attack?! I could do better sealed!" the fox stuttered, trying desperately to fight the pleasure running over his body. He could barely hide the smile behind his grimace.
"WELL SEE ABOUT THAT!" the boy shouted. No matter what he did, he couldn't break through the fox's fur... but that wasn't stopping him.
"COME ON AKAMARU! FULL POWER FANG OVER FANG!" he yelled. Almost immediately, the two began drilling all over the fox's body. Kurama was losing his patience with the two, and started waving his tails around, keeping them from getting enough height to bomb-dive him.
"TCH, PLAN B AKAMARU!" the boy yelled. Without warning the two began running all over the beast body!

The fox began shifting uncomfortably as he tried to ignore them, but it was to no avail. "How about now?!" the boy yelled again, but Kurama didn't answer. The sensation of being scratched was clouding his mind, and he was slowly starting to let himself relax. He felt himself wanting ...more...
"must... fight... back... desire... to... give in... I'm not... a pet..." he thought to himself as his body left itself more open. Before he knew it he panting and letting the two keep at it. It was humiliating to say the least!

He could only ask himself how he got into this situation and why he was still letting this happen... Somehow, this little boy had not only convinced him to take him seriously, but even made his body yeild to him. His tails twitched with enthusiasm, his heart relaxed and even his feet wiggled around as he felt the boy and his mutt occassionally run over them. It felt so good that he nearly forgot got that they were attacking him.

At last, Kiba and Akamaru dropped to the ground in exhaustion. Kurama was almost dissapointed, but also trying to regain his senses from the untold pleasure he was just exposed to.
Silence filled the forest as the boy caught his breathe.
".................... Hm, give it a few hundred tries and you might make a decent back scratcher, runt" the fox grumbled.
Kiba just ignored him before walking away. He knew that he won the bet.