I have to open up about something, guys..
An event so tragic, so devastating..
Its made me rethink everything
I have to admit, I've almost killed myself several times..
But you would do the same thing in my shoes.

This bitch sharted on my dick bruh,
Made me rethink my life, all this shit bruh..
Thinkin 'bout the meaning of humanity,
Not just that, but the meaning thats in everything.
Why is it that we exist?
Wakin up and dealing with the nonsense,
Moving forward, continuing existence,
Just so a bitch could shart on my dick..
But it wouldnt be so bad if it wasn't so loose
Diarrhea everywhere, landed in my shoes,
Even got a little in my eye!
Gonna make it pink, am I gonna die?
I am gonna cry, why god why?
I got poo poo on my pee pee,
Jesus Christ my weiner is so stinky!
Someone get me a bar of soap,
When my dick is dirty I just can't cope

Shitty life...
Yeah I've got a shitty life.
(also shitty dick)
Shitty life...
Lil PP got a shitty life.

I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA DROWN MYSELF IN THE OCEAN
A SHITTY DICK IS NOTHING I CAN LIVE WITH
GOODBYE

When I was a boy
I got the stomach flu, didn't enjoy
Shitting out water for over a week
Now that I'm older it has made me think,
I have been dealing with IBS
I think that it started from this,
The diarrhea flushed out my intestines
Killing off my internal ecosystem,
What a consequence.

I can't eat all the things that I used to
I try to get through it but I'm stuck in the bathroom
Being very careful what I ingest
Doesn't help much but it does, a little bit
I miss oranges, I miss fruit
I miss steaks, I miss you
I miss chocolate, I miss stew
All the things I love make painful poo