But if you don't go through all the nasty places, you'll never get to Sodomy Keep! And really, who doesn't enjoy some nice, wholesome sodomy?

Christians?

Heh. Ask any random GOP Senator ...

Except maybe Larry Craig...

Hee! True enough.

lol.

Sodomy Keep. XD

Hahaha. Nice. This one reminds me of the first time I rode into The Blasted Lands. I took one long good look and said "ta hell with this dump!" and rode back to Stonard :D

Heh heh heh!

Yeah, that's kinda my opinion of it.

-B!

but if it didn't have a mean scary name who would want to go?

lol

I like the Mount Rapen

Well, that place isn't any trouble.

I mean, they wouldn't be interested in her, and she's not riding anything, so she'd just sail right through.

well i was thinking more along the lines of them rapen her =)

It's a fun place for the whole family!

-B!

That is awesome! I love the fairy inna bottle. Perfect touch there...

Thanks!

I was very much going for low level Link.

She's even got a wooden sword. Like that's gonna help against anything.

-B!

Perhaps a rust monster? *shrugs*

We can't turn around yet. Sodomy Keep is having taco night, and Blood Falls is having a vampiress wet-T contest!

C'mon...Whats the worst that could happen?

The worst that could happen? I've been to Sodomy Keep before, and let me tell you one thing... their pico de gallo is TERRIBLE. They overload the oregano, and the tomatoes are usually horribly underripe. What's worse, they leave the refried beans out for hours before people go to eat them! It's salmonella waiting to happen!

If you're just going for ambience and a drink, though, it's okay. The buttfuckin' paintings are a little weird, but other than that, it's nice.

Oh... the worst thing that could happen would leave her scared and broken for the rest of her near eternal existence.

-B!

So, everybody wins?

Oh yeah!

I just got the title. Brilliant.

Woot! Thanks!

-B!

I thinking when she bends over..All enemies die from blood loss except tentacle beasts

Well it's not like panties are an important piece of adventuring gear.

-B!

Indeed...I so can see it now

HEY! Who's the wiseguy that had the balls, to re-name the area of my lair to "Virgins Tears"?! It's not like i kidnap virgins day-and night...mostly before full-moons at least!

It's how it's listed on Google Maps. So talk to them!

-B!

The old names were better, like: Mount 'n Rape, The "bloddy good times" falls, Fall 'n Stand (popular drinking place), No slumbering tonight village...
The new ones are much scarier...

Ah, so that's the keep Crushed keeps getting captured in. >.> That explains it.

I want to visit this joint, it seems classy.

It's not as fun as you might expect. Trust me!

-B!

Sure it is, if you're one of the monsters at least.

*cackles* and she's only 37!
~Wolve

8)

Hmmm... I bet the color of her must be flesh, blonde hair and green clothes, right?

...maybe...

Hmmm... you only needed an earring and Miyamoto here kidnapped on my basement could grab his natural scale Mecha and crush you x3

I prefer elf boys. elf boys in green tunics and no pants.

Check in the Keep.

Yar, nice work

Is that a Marsh or Meijer bag?

Packing paper actually.

-B!

Sodomy Keep, rofl!

Hehehe. Sodomy Keep. Sounds like a brothel house.

I wonder if she lost her pants near mount Rapen....

She's not even gotten there.

Must have left home without 'em.

-B!

That or maybe running out of a one night stand. :3

Wait a minute...OF COURSE! -smacks his fist into his hand- She must have went to that pyramid and lost her pants to whatever stole that guys pants! It all makes sense now!

MAH BOY! ... *sees cleft* ... GIRL!

heh heh heh!

Okay, I guess I gotta go with her. Hold on lemme get my stuff. *Digs through a chest full of guns and kevlar body armor.*

That armor better include a butt pad.

No, but canvas pants should do the trick. And there's the issue of getting past the hail of speeding five five six rounds.

Heavens knows I'd never leave Sodomy Keep once I got there.

Mt. Rapen?

*bawls out laughing*

Maybe when the Loli is a MILF <3

That's a really really hard combination to mix.

-B!

Old enough to know better, young enough to keep going?

Upon not enlarging the picture, I'd almost mistake it as Young Link or Wind Waker Link lol

Well I was going for something along those lines.

Just a bit more lady like.

-B!

Smart adventurer, her.

Is that tears as in the product of crying, or the action sometimes associated with virgins?

I'll leave that up to you to decide!

-B!

how does a place like Sodomy Keep even come into being?

You don't' wanna know...

"What's with all the Satanic names? Isn't there a Fluffy Bunny Hill or something?"
"No, but there's a Shut Up You Big Baby River."

Sodomy Keep.. Thates where we met... It was fun! XD

LOL she's a very cute 37

Haha! That's like putting Plaguelands next to Tirisfal. Oh, look! A welcome bea- AAAAAAAAAGH! X_X

Not the best tourist destination to be sure.

-B!

Hee hee hee!

ROTFLMAO - fav!!!!!!!!

Well, in the case of Sodomy Keep you might want instead back cautiously away.

This is very great

Thank you!

-B!

Ha ha, yeah, that's by far the easiest way people try to get away with loli works. Just use a race where they don't mature til they're over 40+. That way you can count them as "18" and the fools will think it legal.


Yeah..I might adventure most of those places, but unless the Lord owning that keep's last name is Sodomy, I'm high tailing it back.

It's not.

-B!

Oh nos!

Dude, even if it was...Especially if it was.

Well, he could have been named after Sodom and Gamorah. *shrug*

Yeah...pretty much still...

Sodomy Keep scares me.

rofl, sodomy keep

Clever title.

Elleyenkae

Ell eye n kae

L I N K


Har.

I wasn't sure how many people would catch on.

Glad a few of you have.

-B!

Sodomy Keep; fun for the whole family!

I bet 90% of the dudes on this website would love to visit Sodomy Keep.

ZING!

Holy crap. I LOVE the paper texture AND how you got the edges O_O

Oh the edging is easy. I just tear the paper.

-B!

Cute and perverse at the same time , you Sir have a talent I salute you ! <__<

Thank you!

Oh it's nothing to be afraid of... *lie*

Now get back to work on your lovely dwarf! I miss those updates.

-B!

Drink caffeine and porn! That will help!

How do you drink Porn?

There would be no words that would better compliment this piece of work. Everyone already said them. XD

Your pics always make me laugh though. ^_^

You need to put it in a blender first. Maybe add some fruit juices and a little sugar.

-B!

Hahah! I like the wordplay with the name. Hmm~
Reminds me a lot of Dracula's Riddle.

With weapons like those, it's no wonder why fireballs hurt so much!

LMAO "Sodomy Keep"

Good girl. She has more sense than that Link kid!

You mean all those Links!

What are they up to now? A good half dozen?

-B!

Yep, with a couple of Links getting more than one outing.

This just made my week all worth it!

Sweet!

-B!

hahaha "She's only 37!"

HAHAHAHA Sodomy Keep! Hahahahhaa

Is that mount rapen? Hahah Fallen Stand, XD you're killing me here!