A funny story I did inspiret by one of  Jonas-Sloth's pictures xD

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Cynder is drunk:

A few years after Malefor’s defeat the two dragons now lived in peace in the temple.
They had started to train new dragons that could be helpful if a new evil showed up.

The purple dragon and the black dragoness took some boxes inside the temple.
“Who was it that gave us these boxes?” asked the black dragoness.
“From the human realm, it is a kind of a drink that they drink a lot of…I think it is called beer.” answered the purple dragon.
“Humans are some odd people…they walk around in ‘clothes’, pants and blouses.” laughed the black dragoness.
“Yeah they are…Cynder I’ll be back in a second, I will get the last box.” said the purple dragon and left the room.

By accident the black dragoness opened one of the boxes.
Inside the boxes there were many small bottles with a golden-brown liquid.
The black dragoness was curious and took one of the bottles and tasted the liquid.
After she took a drink she felt a strange but good feeling in her stomach.
“Wow this actually tastes good.” She said and continued to drink.

After some time the purple dragon was back with the last box, he was surprised over what he saw when he entered the room.
There lied nine empty bottles and the black dragoness was drinking the tenth bottle.
“Cynder! What are you doing?” he asked.
The black dragoness looked at him with a drunken face.
“*hik* Hey Spyros *hik* all three.”
He looked confused at her.
“What do you mean with ‘all three’?” he asked.
“*hik* You, you, and you *burp*” she said and pointed beside the purple dragon.
“Cynder…are you drunk?” asked the purple dragon.
“NO!” she said and tried to walk towards him but instead walked in circles.
“Why *hik* do you think that? *hik*” she asked while she laughed.
“Cynder you are really drunk.” the purple dragon sighed.
“No *hik* I’m not.” she tried to slap him but misses and falls into the purple dragon’s arms.
“Cynder what if the young students saw you now, what would they think?” said the purple dragon.
“Spyro…*hik* I want our kids *burp* should drink.” said the drunken dragoness.
“Oh boy.” said the purple dragon with a deep sigh.
“No *hik* I want a girl *hik*” she said and tried to look serious but ended up laughing.
“I want that too Cynder.” said the purple dragon with a wry smile.

“Spyro *burp* Why don’t you have any pants on? *hik* Why don’t I have any pants on!?” she asked surprised.
The purple dragon came with a even deeper sigh.
“You are a dragon Cynder…you don’t need pants, only humans need them.” said the purple dragon.
“But then *hik* will I be a *hik* human!” said the black dragoness and tried to sound serious.
“Do you really want that?” asked the purple dragon.
There went some time before she answered:
“NO!”

“I want *hik* another drink *hik*” she said and tried to walk straight to the box with the beer.
“Cynder you shouldn’t drink anymore.” Said the purple dragon worried.
“*hik* Come on Spyro *hik* it tastes good.” said the drunken dragoness and took another bottle.
The purple dragon took the bottle from her, she looked at him with an annoyed face.
“Ohh *hik* Spyro give it *hik* to me.”
“No you’re too drunk.”
“No I’m *hik* not.” She said with a laugh.
“Yeah you are.” He said.
“OKAY! *hik* now give it to me.” She said and looked deeply in his eyes with her cute doggy eyes.
“Alright but this is the last one.” He said and gave her the bottle.
“Yay!” she said and drank it all in some few seconds and then fainted.
“Cynder! Are you alright?”
She now sleep in a deep sleep.
“*sigh* Cynder…” he said and took her to their bed.
We must hide that stuff away so this doesn’t happen again.” He said and walked out of the room so she could get some sleep.