I'm not a smoker, you understand. Not even cigarettes. I don't do that kind of thing at all. But I'm not averse to playing around, and it didn't even look like a real pipe. Just a sort of toy pipe, one of those ones that blows bubbles or something. I popped the edge of the pipe in my mouth, and gave a blow - and was surprised when smoke actually came out. I hadn't inhaled any, so I guess I was still pure, but...I didn't really know at the time that the pipe was only for one person.

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finally upping this. thanks to  -hornbuckle- for the art!

there's no genie category