A word of caution to all you folks wandering the Mushroom Kingdom: If you come across strange fruit just sitting around on the ground, don't take a big 'ol' bite from it without having it thoroughly inspected first. Side effects include change of pigmentation, extreme roundness, gas build-up, and a lack of contact with the ground. If bloating lasts for more than four hours, please seek a doctor. Always leave random fruit-eating to a profession yoshi.

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