Category All / Fat Furs
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Now you've gone and done it. This cannot stand. I don't mean that figuratively, either; look, I don't see this character standing. Not with a belly like that. Let me ask you something... are you trying to send a message with this? Is there a secret you're trying to hint towards? Are you trying to replant, refertilize, and rewater the seed of doubt that is the taur? The FAT taur, even? Those repressed feelings... I can sense them returning, after all these years. They're kicking, they're screeching, they're stomping all throughout my body, and I can feel them, with double the legs of the other fiends of the fandom that have haunted me. You think you've got me good, tempting all who see this with the sight of this big, squishy looking mattress belly. Well, let me tell you something.
IT WON'T WORK!
You see, multiple errors have been made with this purchase; yes, I know all your tricks! But what kind of execution is this? Belly decorations on the bottom? Hahahah, yes, you thought these magic runes would take effect once more, but what you're failed to realize is that the ground cannot be hypnotized! The way the markings make their presence known shows valiant effort, but it is for naught. The eye traces the outer edge of the entrancing language, leaving the brain to fill in the missing details... but how many details are there? One who would examine the multiple characters you've shared, would notice a trait common to many of them: a complex circular pattern with multiple layers of symmetry embedded within, adding extra detail and color, assisting in showing off the depth in what would otherwise be a bare--doughy and squishable, but still bare--belly. Fair readers carefully parsing this comment will notice a particular keyword: circular. But what level of significance does that word have, in this case? Observe the parts of the belly just outside the chracter's feet. If the pattern is visible at those spots, we can deduce, with reasonable certainty, that the radius of this pattern is quite large. Given that the character in this image (What's their name, by the way? Are they a she/he/them?) is visible only head-on, rendering further regions of the belly invisible, we are left only with the deduction stated prior, and it's quite a big deduction. And I don't mean "deduction" as in taking something away; rather, if a front-view of this belly is large enough for the character to rest their feet on, it's nothing less than tantalizing to envision how big it would look from a different angle, given the hints we're already aware of. But don't get me wrong--I may end up spending the most time studying this character's taur belly, but don't get the idea that I'm obsessed with it, or anything. Who would be? It's probably only, I don't know... 80% of the volume of their body? Maybe 85%? All right, 90%, but that's the highest I'll go.
Moving on, I must take note of the color of this character design. I didn't recognize it at first, but looking at the tags, this would appear to be a custom color scheme for a Gen 7 Pokemon. I'm not all too familiar with Gen 7 having never played any of the games, but I'm fairly sure that an icy blue Lycanroc never appears in any official Pokémon™ media. (Maybe there is a shiny variant that matches this color scheme, but I'm not going to check right now.) I thought at first that this may have been another mistake, but perhaps that was not an accurate assessment; we have seen a similar color scheme before, one associated with a fire type, ironically--Ah, but that's where the trap lies! You see, the hottest fires burn a color not unlike those shown here! If I may bring your attention, fair reader, back to the markings on the taur belly, we see symbols that appear, at first, to be abstract, but their angles, their spacing, the way the bars in the plus sign-like shapes (Henceforth referred throughout this comment as Diamond-Tipped Rectangular Hexagons, or DTRHs for short) interrupt one another before intersecting; these have nothing whatsoever to do with fire! And that's all right, because Lycanroc isn't a fire type! The vaguely flame-shaped tuft of fur between the anthro and taur bellies? It's merely a ruse, a red (or in this case, blue) herring! In fact, a brief moment of research tells me that Lycanroc learns only one fire type move, and that is Fire Fang. And that leads us into the next critical error of this artwork...
Fair readers, I encourage you to undertake this short exercise before reading on. Locate the titular Fire Fang. Is it the center fang? Or the one on the right? I think it's the one on the left, pointing upward, and I have Lycanroc-solid evidence as to why I believe this to be the case. Those glasses it points to are straight fire. I'm no fashion expert, but if I saw a Lycanroc-taur walking down the street wearing those, I'd have to do a double take. No eyewear should be allowed to be as hot and as stylish as these. My compliments go to the designer as well as the artist who managed to depict them in the most effective fashion possible for this image. Unfortunately, that's where the compliments end, and where I point out your next possible error, and this one might even be catastrophic. A rock type with a fire move is one thing, but with fire glasses? Sure it's too much! But as it turns out, I may have been bested once again, as fire is, as any astute battler should know, Not Very Effective against rock! So, is this Lycanroc safe? I draw your attention once more to the taur belly. Feast your eyes, focus on it for as long as you need to, just take a moment.
Done? No, you're not.
You may have noticed something very important about this larger belly, and that is the front right foot sinks deep into the pudge. Now, look back up. Those claws are sharp, but does the Lycanroc show any discomfort? Not one bit, and rocking those glasses, the star of this image just seems to not care in the slightest. Fire is not very effective, and neither is anything else. This is a Lycanroc who shows no fear, who is proud of their heft and will use it to their every advantage, whether that be to insulate from the coldest, harshest weather, natural or Pokémon-inflicted, or just to have a cozy cushion around at all times. A taur belly is the perfect thing to contain these attributes, and deserves to be adorned with the most carefully crafted, eye-pleasing designs. Note that I haven't even gotten into the other parts of this lovely character carrying extra weight; the chubby face oozes with confidence, the chest and arms provide adequate balance for the weight beneath it, and even the anthro belly is generously large for one of its type. It's a shame that this one was left undecorated; if I had a marker I would draw on it myself!
Heh... perhaps I got a little ahead of myself as I started to write this. As I continue to examine every aspect of this image, I find myself blown away by the wise decisions made, carefully crafted to come together, conveying the image showcasing the positive side of this subgroup of the fandom (and that which goes beyond just furry art); wherever I look, I find something new to discover, but as more and more of it comes together, I come to a realization. Is this Lycanroc... another side of you that we're experiencing? Correct me if I'm wrong, but the similarities here and elsewhere, it's all so obvious now! Apologies for any misidentification I may have committed; I came into this with a stubborn, closed, criticizing mind and left a new being, one who still has much to learn, one with a new motivation in life, and that is to draw the softest, squishiest, chubbiest taurs that have ever entered my mind! This image was the key to unlocking those repressed feelings; I thank you for showing me a new light, and letting those spirits free--well, almost. They're only truly free once they've been shared with the world, and I implore you, fair readers who have made it this far, do not be afraid to share your harmless inner desires with the world! There are many, many fat taurs out there who don't even realize it yet, whether Pokétaurs, the classic centaurs, foxtaurs, Goodrapedes (falling under a super-category of Pokétaurs); whatever you can think of, let your imagination run wild! I'm now going to head out there, and show my own inner-taur!
But first, one question. What are thsoe pink/red/green things?
IT WON'T WORK!
You see, multiple errors have been made with this purchase; yes, I know all your tricks! But what kind of execution is this? Belly decorations on the bottom? Hahahah, yes, you thought these magic runes would take effect once more, but what you're failed to realize is that the ground cannot be hypnotized! The way the markings make their presence known shows valiant effort, but it is for naught. The eye traces the outer edge of the entrancing language, leaving the brain to fill in the missing details... but how many details are there? One who would examine the multiple characters you've shared, would notice a trait common to many of them: a complex circular pattern with multiple layers of symmetry embedded within, adding extra detail and color, assisting in showing off the depth in what would otherwise be a bare--doughy and squishable, but still bare--belly. Fair readers carefully parsing this comment will notice a particular keyword: circular. But what level of significance does that word have, in this case? Observe the parts of the belly just outside the chracter's feet. If the pattern is visible at those spots, we can deduce, with reasonable certainty, that the radius of this pattern is quite large. Given that the character in this image (What's their name, by the way? Are they a she/he/them?) is visible only head-on, rendering further regions of the belly invisible, we are left only with the deduction stated prior, and it's quite a big deduction. And I don't mean "deduction" as in taking something away; rather, if a front-view of this belly is large enough for the character to rest their feet on, it's nothing less than tantalizing to envision how big it would look from a different angle, given the hints we're already aware of. But don't get me wrong--I may end up spending the most time studying this character's taur belly, but don't get the idea that I'm obsessed with it, or anything. Who would be? It's probably only, I don't know... 80% of the volume of their body? Maybe 85%? All right, 90%, but that's the highest I'll go.
Moving on, I must take note of the color of this character design. I didn't recognize it at first, but looking at the tags, this would appear to be a custom color scheme for a Gen 7 Pokemon. I'm not all too familiar with Gen 7 having never played any of the games, but I'm fairly sure that an icy blue Lycanroc never appears in any official Pokémon™ media. (Maybe there is a shiny variant that matches this color scheme, but I'm not going to check right now.) I thought at first that this may have been another mistake, but perhaps that was not an accurate assessment; we have seen a similar color scheme before, one associated with a fire type, ironically--Ah, but that's where the trap lies! You see, the hottest fires burn a color not unlike those shown here! If I may bring your attention, fair reader, back to the markings on the taur belly, we see symbols that appear, at first, to be abstract, but their angles, their spacing, the way the bars in the plus sign-like shapes (Henceforth referred throughout this comment as Diamond-Tipped Rectangular Hexagons, or DTRHs for short) interrupt one another before intersecting; these have nothing whatsoever to do with fire! And that's all right, because Lycanroc isn't a fire type! The vaguely flame-shaped tuft of fur between the anthro and taur bellies? It's merely a ruse, a red (or in this case, blue) herring! In fact, a brief moment of research tells me that Lycanroc learns only one fire type move, and that is Fire Fang. And that leads us into the next critical error of this artwork...
Fair readers, I encourage you to undertake this short exercise before reading on. Locate the titular Fire Fang. Is it the center fang? Or the one on the right? I think it's the one on the left, pointing upward, and I have Lycanroc-solid evidence as to why I believe this to be the case. Those glasses it points to are straight fire. I'm no fashion expert, but if I saw a Lycanroc-taur walking down the street wearing those, I'd have to do a double take. No eyewear should be allowed to be as hot and as stylish as these. My compliments go to the designer as well as the artist who managed to depict them in the most effective fashion possible for this image. Unfortunately, that's where the compliments end, and where I point out your next possible error, and this one might even be catastrophic. A rock type with a fire move is one thing, but with fire glasses? Sure it's too much! But as it turns out, I may have been bested once again, as fire is, as any astute battler should know, Not Very Effective against rock! So, is this Lycanroc safe? I draw your attention once more to the taur belly. Feast your eyes, focus on it for as long as you need to, just take a moment.
Done? No, you're not.
You may have noticed something very important about this larger belly, and that is the front right foot sinks deep into the pudge. Now, look back up. Those claws are sharp, but does the Lycanroc show any discomfort? Not one bit, and rocking those glasses, the star of this image just seems to not care in the slightest. Fire is not very effective, and neither is anything else. This is a Lycanroc who shows no fear, who is proud of their heft and will use it to their every advantage, whether that be to insulate from the coldest, harshest weather, natural or Pokémon-inflicted, or just to have a cozy cushion around at all times. A taur belly is the perfect thing to contain these attributes, and deserves to be adorned with the most carefully crafted, eye-pleasing designs. Note that I haven't even gotten into the other parts of this lovely character carrying extra weight; the chubby face oozes with confidence, the chest and arms provide adequate balance for the weight beneath it, and even the anthro belly is generously large for one of its type. It's a shame that this one was left undecorated; if I had a marker I would draw on it myself!
Heh... perhaps I got a little ahead of myself as I started to write this. As I continue to examine every aspect of this image, I find myself blown away by the wise decisions made, carefully crafted to come together, conveying the image showcasing the positive side of this subgroup of the fandom (and that which goes beyond just furry art); wherever I look, I find something new to discover, but as more and more of it comes together, I come to a realization. Is this Lycanroc... another side of you that we're experiencing? Correct me if I'm wrong, but the similarities here and elsewhere, it's all so obvious now! Apologies for any misidentification I may have committed; I came into this with a stubborn, closed, criticizing mind and left a new being, one who still has much to learn, one with a new motivation in life, and that is to draw the softest, squishiest, chubbiest taurs that have ever entered my mind! This image was the key to unlocking those repressed feelings; I thank you for showing me a new light, and letting those spirits free--well, almost. They're only truly free once they've been shared with the world, and I implore you, fair readers who have made it this far, do not be afraid to share your harmless inner desires with the world! There are many, many fat taurs out there who don't even realize it yet, whether Pokétaurs, the classic centaurs, foxtaurs, Goodrapedes (falling under a super-category of Pokétaurs); whatever you can think of, let your imagination run wild! I'm now going to head out there, and show my own inner-taur!
But first, one question. What are thsoe pink/red/green things?
Yeah, I couldn't even finish reading it. Just skimming it gave me a headache.
No, wait, I already had one. This just made it worse.
The first part I read was the question.
I have no desire to learn anything more than the gist of this comment, which is, um, they like taurs, especially fat ones?
No, wait, I already had one. This just made it worse.
The first part I read was the question.
I have no desire to learn anything more than the gist of this comment, which is, um, they like taurs, especially fat ones?
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