He's like Baloo from The Jungle Book.

I don't like spiders either!

I keep getting these giant ass wolf spiders in my room and they freak me the hell out even though I know they're harmless.

Gawd! I had one of those wolf spiders clinging to my door frame when I got home from work today. Scared the pants off me! I swear it was big enough to eat a Chihuahua for breakfast. I'm OK with them as long as they stay outside. Now, I see a brown recluse inside about two or three times a year. Those are NASTY critters. I stomp 'em first and ask questions later.

I haven't had the pleasure of seeing any of those in my house yet luckily. *Shudders*