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Welcome to Frappuchinos! Now Serving: Swim Movie
Don't ask. It's a private joke by me, 
unknownwolf, and the guy this is not based on. At all. Nope.
Art by unknownwolf! Six more to go until the 150th Frappuchino!
* * *
"Overpriced popcorn, watered down soda, and seats that barely fit you and me," Venti said as he and Otis made their way down the darkened theater. "Yup, I think we're at the movies!"
"Well, it's mighty nice of you and Art to come with me," Otis said as he set his drink in the cup holder of one seat arm, then lifted up another so he could sit on two seats. Venti did likewise.
"What's with movies about swim meets all of a sudden?" Art said, needing only one seat to be comfortable. "I can understand movies about NASCAR or dancing, but swimming?"
"Well, I guess after the last movie about skydiving, they decided to appeal to the aquatic mammal crowd. So of course Otis wanted to see this one."
Otis frowned, which didn't fool Venti or Art. The otter's moods were easily read, much like the text of a children's book. "I thought you wanted to see this, Art? It has your favorite actor in it."
Art's brow furrowed in thought. "Who's that?"
"Gaffe Vitrify Sot. I think he plays the coach."
"You know what I once heard about the platypus?" Venti asked.
"No, but knowing you, you're about to tell us," Art said.
"Silence. The platypus was created from all of God's leftovers, much like the cubist paintings of Knuxlight," Venti said. "He used leftover paints for his work. Or maybe he used Rosie O'Donnell."
"You heard that from someone," Art said before he tossed a popcorn kernel in his muzzle.
"I cannot tell a lie--"
"That's a first," Otis interrupted.
"Shut up. Like I was about to say, I cannot tell a lie. I heard that joke from my father, of all people."
"So you know who I think Charles is dating?" Otis asked.
"I'm definitely curious, since that was a weird change of subject," Venti said.
Otis grinned. "He's dating Ted." He braced himself for a punch which never arrived.
"That explains why Charles didn't want to talk about it. He knows I would destroy him utterly."
"I'll miss Charles," Otis said with a touch of mock sadness.
The otter's guard now down, Venti delivered a punch to his shoulder.
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unknownwolf, and the guy this is not based on. At all. Nope.Art by
unknownwolf! Six more to go until the 150th Frappuchino!* * *
"Overpriced popcorn, watered down soda, and seats that barely fit you and me," Venti said as he and Otis made their way down the darkened theater. "Yup, I think we're at the movies!"
"Well, it's mighty nice of you and Art to come with me," Otis said as he set his drink in the cup holder of one seat arm, then lifted up another so he could sit on two seats. Venti did likewise.
"What's with movies about swim meets all of a sudden?" Art said, needing only one seat to be comfortable. "I can understand movies about NASCAR or dancing, but swimming?"
"Well, I guess after the last movie about skydiving, they decided to appeal to the aquatic mammal crowd. So of course Otis wanted to see this one."
Otis frowned, which didn't fool Venti or Art. The otter's moods were easily read, much like the text of a children's book. "I thought you wanted to see this, Art? It has your favorite actor in it."
Art's brow furrowed in thought. "Who's that?"
"Gaffe Vitrify Sot. I think he plays the coach."
"You know what I once heard about the platypus?" Venti asked.
"No, but knowing you, you're about to tell us," Art said.
"Silence. The platypus was created from all of God's leftovers, much like the cubist paintings of Knuxlight," Venti said. "He used leftover paints for his work. Or maybe he used Rosie O'Donnell."
"You heard that from someone," Art said before he tossed a popcorn kernel in his muzzle.
"I cannot tell a lie--"
"That's a first," Otis interrupted.
"Shut up. Like I was about to say, I cannot tell a lie. I heard that joke from my father, of all people."
"So you know who I think Charles is dating?" Otis asked.
"I'm definitely curious, since that was a weird change of subject," Venti said.
Otis grinned. "He's dating Ted." He braced himself for a punch which never arrived.
"That explains why Charles didn't want to talk about it. He knows I would destroy him utterly."
"I'll miss Charles," Otis said with a touch of mock sadness.
The otter's guard now down, Venti delivered a punch to his shoulder.
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