lol funny :P

Redneck necromancer ... FTW!

Kinda awesome really...
But necromancers must die!
Or, you know, whatever their version of that is...

Do redneck necromancers raise Redneck Zombies?

I was about to say that a redneck necoromancer would be of no threat to anyone, since they couldn't possibly carry aspirations in life beyond a new porch and another beer... ... but then you said Redneck Zombies, and I realized just how dangerous they could really be.

Then again, zombies can't get drunk, and rednecks are only half as dangerous sober. Hmmmmmmm...

i dunno about half as dangerous... i've seen rednecks who can't find beer... it ain't a pretty sight...
poor random gas station cashier... you will be missed...

I want you three to know that thanks to you all, the horror of the Rednekromancer will be released on my next D&D group.

Intellectually, there's no diff....wait wait. Zombies are smarter. And smell better. So a redneck zombie would be like a CR 1/4.

Just as long as we don't have to deal with the Redneck-Cornhorler.... *shudder*

No, instead we get to deal with the zombie redneck cornholer!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *flees north of the mason-dixie line*

The South has risen again?

*snrk* Bordem is a basics of life where anything can happen

I could see The Untouchable Trio falling for her :3

Oh that would end badly... much like anything else they do.

-B!

Well obviously =p

heh now thats funny

OMG Lewl, a redneck elf necromancer, priceless!

XD!!! WOrks for me! ^ ^

What crossed your bored mind to do this? you must have had some inspiration for doing the hillbilly.
If moonshine is involved the zombies are flammable.

Not really... maybe I was in the mood to draw a girl that needed some dental work...

The hills have rednecks!

LOL!

Epic Win!

Well Dim bulb is always brighter then one that is burnt out

Normally i'd BOOBS have a mildly CUTOFFSHORTS entertaining comment but BOOBAYS....I really cant DAISYDUKES say three words LARGEBOOBS without yelling out TIGHTSHORTS euphemisms for th'pic ^_^;

Heh heh heh

I bet she gets all her minions raising them from trailer perk cemetaries. And with THOSE boobs, you'd have to be beyond dead not to be risen at the mere sight of them. Say, why can't we see that zombie from the waist down?

She can really clean up after a twister hits a trialer park.

-B!

Nice one.

LOL NICE

This is what happens when a family of elves only have humans, or relatives to reproduce with. Love the tit freckles and the belly button piercing.

The hills will rise again?

They'll at least heave!

-B!

Heave ho, I suppose.

No no no, I said Red Necromancer, not Redneck Romancer!

Oh lord, trailer park elves!

LOL! Or is that HillbillElf?

... she's makin' somethin' rise, that's fo' sho'.

Heheheh, made me giggle. ^____^
Hillelves... X3

:pause: looks like them Duke boys 'er inna heap o' trouble with zombies... :go to commercial:

Hill elf eh? Kinda like a gutter dwarf. Basically a hillbilly elf. Nicely done, I wouldn't have thought of that

Gutter dwarves? Uh, is there really such a subrace out there? :)

Well, there were Gulley Dwarves in Dragonlance. They were professional toadies: Not very smart but largely loyal, willing to put up with a good deal of mistreatment...

Ah, Gulley, yes, that's what I meant. I always loved Raistlin's relationship with 'Little One' as he called her.

Must...resist...temptation...

Failure! I must now put gutter dwarves in my campaign somehow!

heh, it's all right. XD I like to borrow a bit from good ideas out there for my campaigns too.

Well, it's not going to be easy, since my campaign has custom furry races and no stock races at all.

I've been using moles, badgers and wolverines as a digging race to fill the niche that dwarves fill. Not sure how well gutter moles will work. It doesn't quite have the ring that gutter dwarves has...

I'm sure I'll figure something out.

there's plent y of burrowing animals out there, you'll get it right.

....the very concept, it baffles the mind. XD

Just be afraid if the redneck necromancer gets mad at you. You've seen what regular redneck women scorned can and do! And think if they got a hold of a catapult and a seemingly endless supply of zombies and or fireworks...

Redneckromancer.

Ahhh, the wonders of Elf inbreeding. XD

Redneckromancy...?

AH, y'beat me to it!

This terrifies me, and I will be using it in my next campaign.

Excellent!

Lemme know how it goes.

-B!

...Ahahahaaaa...

LOL! You just made my night sir, I now have ideas of redneck elves in my head. Burlier than normal elves, possibly with habits that would make a wood elf blush. Most elves are not shown with facial hair, but a male Hill Elf might be so darn hairy he makes dwarves jealous! Orcs take one look at Hill Elves and wonder if some God is making fun of them by making an elf version of themselves. Human look at them and then protest to the elves that they look down on humans for some of the same crap these country cousins of theirs do and cry foul. Oh the thoughts running around in my head now.

Coolness! Glad you like.

-B!

bring me back a beer too.

Hehe she's cute. * uses my high Chrisma points to use "seduce" on her*

Right... hillbilly elves. Where's my booze?

They gone some, hope you don't mind if it's as strong as paint thinner.

-B!

Nah, I make mah own moonshine... it makes your memories vanish like a kick of a donkey to ya head.

I love.

Hee, very funny and awesome :)

I lol'd.

when race/class incompatibilites become crippling...

But can she animate her golem garden gnomes?

Oh that would be awesome!

-B!

And what about the plastic flamingos? Air support or scouts?

Oh lawd

The Hills Have Boobs

Aye, tat they do!

-B!

Mmmm, boob tats....

ROTFLMFAO

LOL. Damn, I so want to join any campaign you run ;) This is what all random encounters should be like XD

I've never really ran a game, but I sure could do more design work for rpgs!

-B!

The hills are undead with the sound of music.

a Hillbilly Elf. Wow. Thats a new one. I don't think I could ever see that since Elves are suposed to be naturaly higher Intelect then humans. she must be REALLL DUMB then to be a Hillbilly elf. :D I wonder if her Pa' says shes the best kisser in the whole Wagon Carrage park?

I'm imagining a group of elves stuck in a small forest... so in time they had to breed within the clan.

-B!

cool

<3 you, Brian. This is so awesome. And I may add this to my random encounter tables. XD

Awesome! Lemme know how the players take it!

-B!

You had me at "Ah's"...

Something is definitely "arising", and it sure ain't the South!

Oh god, cross breeding hicks and elfs? Dear God man are you insane?! XD

Yes... yes I am.

Hillelves are awesome.

How do the highelves think about them?

They will never ever mention they exist!

Just like they'll never admit that humans came from Elves and dwarves banging!

-B!

I could see that with a Blood Elf Death Knight

That's the last thing we need in the Horde!

-B!

And I read this listening to the music the battle music for Final Fantasy 4 in my head. :3

That's got to be an odd mix!

-B!

Made me laugh pretty good. :3

Some necromancers want world domination. Some other necromancers remember the actual priorities.

And you gave her a really coo outfit!

Thanks! It doens't how up to well, but I was thinking something along the lines of a goth confederate flag.

-B!

And then my wife said that was one of are friends.