Look, Tesla actually fits the prompt today! There are way too many things I wish were better about this, but Tesla is having a bad day so I’ll forgive her for being a pain.

Since Tesla inherited her daddy’s pearly whites, teething time was pretty much a nightmare for the entire Quackervolt household. It’s bad enough having normal teeth busting through your gums let alone the oversized chompers she ended up with. Mr. Banana Brain really isn’t the best teething toy, but he’s one of the few things she finds comfort in so her daddies kind of gave up on trying to get her to chew other things. Plus, he barely even complains about the drool. One of the few other things that actually makes her feel better is chewing on batteries, but they’re pretty wary about letting her do that, so Mr. BB takes most of the abuse.