LOL thats funny. XD ... Just don't hurt me.. I work in retail.. mew.
XD

Lol, I'm sure they won't hurt you Shade, especially since the dam is finished. <XD

you never know.. he might want an extention...

Don't worry, I will protect you then...Though 3 against one isn't good odds...But I am sure Nishi wouldn't fight...and the other guy doesn't see like he would want to be bothered with it. So I would just have to fight the crazy lady...Oh crap...It goes against my morals to hit girls though...*picks you up* Okay, then we will flee! I will keep you safe. <XD

Hehe my hero XD

! *blushes* Y-yeah. I will help you whenever you need it. <:3

We got other plans for you. ;3

O.O oh noes XD

Ehehehe~ ;D Be prepared!

For trouble... And make it double. * wears a team rocket outfit and holds a rose*

Meowf, that's right! B-)

o_o

I love how the other two characters are all serious and evil looking, and Nishi looks all sillyhappy. XD

TEE HEE. I'M THE CUTE ONE IN OUR GROUP. :D

We work our power as sweet and sour!

YOU ARE. X3

Nice rhyme~

Wow, this is so awesome. You have the first page up yay. <XD I am so happy it looks great to. I feel bad for the shop keeper for getting knocked out though. But at least beaver has his dam finished...Though...they are made of other furries. the poor guys. <:<

Awesome job though Nishi. You are doing great. I can't wait to see the next page. <XD

Hehe, thanks! It might not be fun hurting people... but I think Duez will be okay. :3 And at least we helped someone in the end? :D
I have the second page done, I'm gonna start working on the third one now. (: Adventure awaits!

Your welcome. Yeah, hurting people is no fun. What did she hit him with anyway? Poor Duez. And um, Shade is afraid that she is coming for him. <XD True, you guys did end up helping.

Awesome, the second page is complete. I can't wait. <X3 Your comics are awesome. This one started out great and funny. <:3

Kind of like a policeman's nightstick - just a simple weapon for bopping noggins. D:
Ehehe... you two will be safe for the first few missions... don't worry until you see a goat. ;3
Helping people is why I'm with them! :D

Thanks, I hope it'll be another fun adventure for us!

Ouch, a nightstick...well better that then what I thought it was. I thought it was a hammer. <XD I hope they recover soon. Yay safety...I will have to watch out for the goat then. <:3 Awesome, I want to help people too. <X3

Your welcome, I am sure it will be a great and awesome adventure for not just us, but for others who read it. <XD

Hehe, I'm sure you'll be helping others! :D You're a nice guy.

Woo! That's my hope. :3

Awesome, I like helping people . <XD Thanks Nishi. *blushes*

Lol, your hope is coming true to. <:D

does this make it a very convenient dam?

Can I hire you to find me hamster cuddles?

Of course! It's full of convenience and people that can help you. :D

We're a pricey group, but we'll have your hamster cuddles before sundown!

Yayyyyyy!

Do you accept payment of bunnyhugs? It's the standard currency for Carrotopia

As long as we can exchange it for our currency later. B-)

Okay! ...wait, what? *bubbles questionmarks over head*

We can't use bunnyhugs to pay for what we need! B-)

but if you have bunny hugs, what else would you need?

Our leader likes money! D:

x3 Sweaty Beaver mission accomplished! *Final fantasy victory theme plays and you all get exp*

So they do a bit of everything huh? I bet that dam'll be stinky after a while >>

Hurray! :D *Receives 2 EXP*

Yup! Anything we can get money from we'll do! Almost anything, anyways. 8D

Mmmm. I think there's a monster under my bed >> I have $10. I've only done this once before. Bring your own weapons.

Woo! Heavy spender! We'll beat the monster down before it has the chance to disguise itself as an old shoe!

Let's see, irrelevant, occasionally hurtful, possibly abusive, aid to sweaty folks... yes, yes I think I'm going to like this series

Hehe, if you're not sweating from the start you will be by the end! B-)

D'aww no sweaty penis X3

You'd have to hire us for that.

It seems that Nishi's contribution to the team is that he has penis!

And I know how to use it! B-)

Oh god, it's the fat beaver. l3!
ALso, that convenience store worker is wearing nothing but an apron~ l3.... >3

Nook knew better than anyone - sell for those bells by putting your balls.. behind aprons.

Think you can seek out someone who could make spine-proof clothing I could wear

I'll ask Sonic's wardrobe person.

I giggled. Enjoyable comic series.

Hopefully!

Urrgh that beaver lol

You should clog up his dam. ;3

Oh, Nishi
Don't give me any ideas..
wait too late

Ding ding ding!

So hey, I gots a mission fer yah.

Oh? ;3

Yeah. C'mere. *whisperwhisper*

Oh my~!

I am Beaver Wall metrial. ALRIGHT! 8D

I love getting to wear the Tom Nook-esk Apron. :3

Also yeah, I only hold certain items. I3

YOU MAKE A GREAT DUEZ DAM.

I love it when you wear it, and when you take it off. ;3

PUT THEM ON HOLD FOR ME OKAY?

FINE! But if my boss finds out! D:

*Also runs about nude quickly* 8D

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Ha cha cha~!

*Bends over and lifts his tail? Or would you prefer an air hump?* XD

I JUST WANT TO CARRY YOU AGAIN~!

Mkay *Knocks self unconscious!* XD

*Lifts you up and carries your naked body away*

Good times. ;3

Kazootles! Less than three hours and already over 75 views and 40+ comments. Way to kick things off, Oxnard!

<LoL!> I loved the joke behind making an inconvenient dam out of convience store owners. What a totally clever play on words. As any good mercenary group knows, though, you do what needs to be done to get the job done for your client. It's how you make the big bucks and keep up that elite, S Class rating. Oopa! :)

Hehe, a lot of the comments might be my responses, but one of my favorite parts of posting online is all the interacting you can do! :D

Thank goodness for last minute ideas! B-) We'll do anything to keep up our successful title!

OMG WTF AWESOME this is a good comic so far hope there will be more

Pleeeeeeeeeeenty more! B-)

*Hugs you tightly* Wootness !

*Hugs* Thanks for the encouragement! (:

LOL Epicnezzz

... because that needed 3 Zs!

Oh joy~!

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Yup!

...You don't get hurt, don't worry. 8D

^^;~ I'll believe it when I see it, sneakyham >3

Btw, that's like, the best pickup line I've ever read - Nishi the heartsoother

Hehe, now to try it out on an actual convenience store worker. ;3

^^; Iunno if I could around here...too many rednecks here, I'd be shot.

Boo-urns. ):

That dam would be structually unsound. Very much so.

Is this a regular job? As that dam would break pretty regularly, and rot, and stink. And parts of it would float.

I don't think sweaty beaver thought this one through, or perhaps planned it at all.

But still, any job, no matter how silly, can still be completed by some Mercenaries. :p

It's not our job to judge! We just do as we're told.

I think it's just his pride as a beaver. He just wants to make something interesting, but is too overweight to work hard enough to do it... so we helped him with his unique dam. Even if it breaks as we paddle away, we accomplished our mission. :D

I just sorta came up with this one today, last minute. The others are better, I think. (:

Not saying it was bad or anything. Just the point you stated right there.

That it is a Mercenaries job to do not judge. And that sweaty beaver ended up with a very structually unsound dam.

Would actually be pretty cool if it did bread while paddling away from it, somewhat appropriate, spending enough money to get hitpeople to kill (or just knock unconcious) a bunch of people to build a dam which then breaks as soon as the contract is completed. Very appropriate. :p

Last minute can be good, nothing wrong with it.

Hehe, well the fun thing about ending this mission here is that we can have fun imagining what happens after!
I'm pretty sure those people are gonna start waking up soon!

Too bad for the people at the bottom eh'.

Wonder what would happen, my guess, it breaks, water rushes through, people go floating everywhere, some die, some wake up and enact revenge upon sweaty beaver. Hmm, yep sounds good.

I would hope for... A POOL PARTY IN THE RIVER. :D

And the revenge: Sweaty beaver has to pay for alcohol and clean up afterwards!

Yep, that works.

Hehe, when it comes to these sorta events, revenge isn't a rare thing. ;P Sweaty may even make a second appearance.

Hmm interesting forshadowing you have going on there.

Will obviously have to wait and see.

Break even, not bread. How the hell did that typo happen. Damn.

Yum ;3

Fresh bread, from a hot bread shop is wonderful.

Getting it, and having it so hot that steam comes out, mmmm.

I only know one bread place like that in the area... ;O; Sounds super yummy!

It is, especially getting a big slice of it, and then adding some butter and Vegemite. :d

I love bread and butttter. :D :D :D
When it's just right it is magical yet simple. :3

Indeed.

You tried Vegemite before? Wonderful thing, though for some you have to be raised with it to truly appreciate it, thus come from Australia.

I think I've only had it once... but I don't even remember it. 8D i might have only heard about it...

Quite bitter and an interesting taste. Very dark brown, not really sure how to describe it. Delicious though.

*Continues waving like a moron*

Hurray! :D

Such a lovely, non-morbid dam he's got right there 8D

every body is mostly fully intact!

Ahaha, I like this. :D
That beaver is a real maniac!! xD

Hurray!

More like a real GENIUS.

Hehe, there are lots of little things I like to bring back in my work. :D When things are too different it can be scary... but there still has to be enough change for things to move! :D
Thanks!

Eeee how interesting ;3

Ehehe, thanks!

Kay, I know I'm late, but LOL! This is pure genius, as always Nishi.

It's okay, thanks! :3

funny pic ^^

EVIL BEAVERS!!! XD

Beavers are rad. :D

yes beavers in general are but this one is creepy ^^'

Ahaha, aww X3

and from the pic the guys seem to be knocked out not ded... so what about when they wake up?

Hehe, you'll see what happens with them if you keep reading through. ;3