Oh dear... it's almost that month again, isn't it, Faisan? November's right around the corner, and with it, the days are getting shorter, and the nights are getting longer and colder, but not that you'd have to worry, right?
After all, fat as you've grown this year, who cares if you used up the last bit of your favorite tweed to make one last alteration on your waistcoat, only to find there's still no hope of it fitting anymore for the holidays?
Honestly, I just wouldn't worry about it, you silly butterball bird; after all, you can't even waddle out of your front door anymore, can you? It's best to just settle in with a good book, relax, and leave it to all of your woodland friends to come and visit, bringing meals in all manner of overabundance, all in the name of keeping your splendid holiday figure up!

Big thanks to  Anuvia for this colored sketch of Faisan, inspired by how cold it's getting outside, now... looks like he just needs someone to come along and reassure him he doesn't -really- need a coat anymore to keep warm, with all that natural insulation? Just ply him with a few (dozen) donuts, and sweet talk of how he'd be the best feather pillow anyone could ask for.