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Haven't you ever noticed in horror situations that either the "protagonists" don't have phones or, more commonly, they never seem to work right? Yep, it seems like in every place something bad happens (or will happen), whether it be a camp, an irradiated town, or some rural village, cellphone service SUCKS.
While I guess most early-time horror can have an excuse with budding phone usage, modern interpretations have fewer excuses. Some blame the more spiritual horrors for "interfering" with waves or something like that...or maybe everybody just has (insert your own worst carrier name here).
But....what if it's not the phone company's fault, or some spirity mumbo jumbo? What if there was actually a counter-service that makes it easier for the next Micheal Myers or Jason to get their job done. Heck, why not a WHOLE company?
Welcome to Murder Co.! Here, we aim to please the next "brand of horror" through our delightful support staff! It doesn't matter if you're a first timer, a ghost, or some other horror bent on tearing things to shreds. We don't judge your reasons, and we accept all kinds to use our various services!
Bodies piling up too much, and you already got that scare into your next victim when they see it? Well call our Body Disposal service! It'll be like those bodies were never there, making everybody else your victim tries to convince make them seem crazy!
Having a tough time looking all scary when you have to walk miles when your victim gets away (or you let them think they did)? Do you arrive tired and flustered, barely able to continue the chase? Use our PursUBER vehicle service! You'll arrive at your destination fit as a fiddle to get the job done!
And lets not forget the golden boys and gals over at our Phone Static Division! First stop for newbies, this division handles those pesky cellphones that can ruin your spree by blocking signals and static-ing even the most reliable service into oblivion!
Murder Co.! Let us handle the small stuff, you've got slaying to do!
While I guess most early-time horror can have an excuse with budding phone usage, modern interpretations have fewer excuses. Some blame the more spiritual horrors for "interfering" with waves or something like that...or maybe everybody just has (insert your own worst carrier name here).
But....what if it's not the phone company's fault, or some spirity mumbo jumbo? What if there was actually a counter-service that makes it easier for the next Micheal Myers or Jason to get their job done. Heck, why not a WHOLE company?
Welcome to Murder Co.! Here, we aim to please the next "brand of horror" through our delightful support staff! It doesn't matter if you're a first timer, a ghost, or some other horror bent on tearing things to shreds. We don't judge your reasons, and we accept all kinds to use our various services!
Bodies piling up too much, and you already got that scare into your next victim when they see it? Well call our Body Disposal service! It'll be like those bodies were never there, making everybody else your victim tries to convince make them seem crazy!
Having a tough time looking all scary when you have to walk miles when your victim gets away (or you let them think they did)? Do you arrive tired and flustered, barely able to continue the chase? Use our PursUBER vehicle service! You'll arrive at your destination fit as a fiddle to get the job done!
And lets not forget the golden boys and gals over at our Phone Static Division! First stop for newbies, this division handles those pesky cellphones that can ruin your spree by blocking signals and static-ing even the most reliable service into oblivion!
Murder Co.! Let us handle the small stuff, you've got slaying to do!
Category All / Comics
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File Size 170.2 kB
This is explained perfectly in the "Friday the 13th" video game, where the Survivors can call the Police, but Jason can destroy the Telephone boxes to prevent it. My personal Favorite is when they try to escape in the car and have to leave one of their friends (*cough* Geoff *Cough) behind.
"Yes, we've catered to Jason of Crystal Lake before in our services, but lately he seems to have been doing most of the work himself, which is an admirable show of how independent some killers can be. As for one of his latest groups of victims...*ahem*...we believe Jason needed little help whatsoever from our Company and managed just fine himself."
"We here at Murder Co. strive day and night, for you to get that next victim. But here at the home office, our number one priority is family. Meeting daily quotas mean pizza Fridays at the end of each month, health coverage, and extensive vacation options. Of course, we will be sure to inform our clients of where you'll stay for the later. You work hard, for them, let other people be purged for the sake of business, you're there to relax."
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