“Big and tall and full of malice, stuffy and aloof.

Potions of enchanted chalice, mollify these doofs.


Tromp around with pants unpuffy

Acting high and mighty stuffy

Just because you use the potty

Doesn’t mean you can’t be naughty!

Puff and plastic, talcum powder,

Cauldron boiling ever louder.

Tonight for insult, making fun-

A baby pant o’er ALL your bums!

Bored or rude or even drunk,

You Biggers failed to think.

And so say I, your ‘little’ skunk-

This Hallowe’en, YOU STINK!”