It's not my fault! Let's just get that out there right now!
Before AC I was bored at work and started and texted my gal (rmstorey) asking for thoughts on what to draw. I was thinking along the lines of a 'take your daughter to work day' gag. Personally I was thinking along the lines of hooker or serial killer.
She sent a few and I chuckled. So I asked for a couple more.
And then the last one made me gasp in horror.
And that's the one I drew.
Thank you doll for being as twisted as I am.
-B!
Before AC I was bored at work and started and texted my gal (rmstorey) asking for thoughts on what to draw. I was thinking along the lines of a 'take your daughter to work day' gag. Personally I was thinking along the lines of hooker or serial killer.
She sent a few and I chuckled. So I asked for a couple more.
And then the last one made me gasp in horror.
And that's the one I drew.
Thank you doll for being as twisted as I am.
-B!
Category All / Comics
Species Dog (Other)
Size 494 x 759px
File Size 161.9 kB
Unfortunately they have already scrolled out of my phone's SMS history, but I recall some of them were bus driver, hitman, foreman at an underwear factory, foreman at a vibrator factory (had potential, but seemed too obvious), trapeze artist, prison guard... that's all I can remember.
Heck, I'm not having daughters. Too difficult, especially when they become teenagers. Now that I think about it...I'm not having any sons either, he'll probably grow up and be a douche-bag just like his father. This picture has awaken me to the fact that I shouldn't have kids...ever.
So very very wrong. You make the baby Jesus cry. But soooo funny. The subtle details really make this one for me -- her surprised, but somewhat interested expression, her little stuffed teddy and heart necklace, and the Give Generously poster with the cup filled to the top behind them. So good.
LOL reminds me of this one time my mom whacked me for no reason because she thought I was being perverted on the phone.
A friend and I had gotten a huge bag of ruffles or whatever to munch on but we discovered that that particular batch of chips were SO FREAKING SALTY that they burned your tongue. So we went off the deep end making jokes about acid chips and Lay's plotting to destroy the world. A few week later we were discussing it on the phone and I said something about 'salty' and my mom whacked me upside the head becasue she thought I was talking about jizz. LOLs on her. :D
A friend and I had gotten a huge bag of ruffles or whatever to munch on but we discovered that that particular batch of chips were SO FREAKING SALTY that they burned your tongue. So we went off the deep end making jokes about acid chips and Lay's plotting to destroy the world. A few week later we were discussing it on the phone and I said something about 'salty' and my mom whacked me upside the head becasue she thought I was talking about jizz. LOLs on her. :D
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