“Amelia Bedelia, show me your pussy!”

“Of course, sir, he’s just in the other-”

“NO, Amelia. You and I BOTH know that I want to see the one between your legs!”

“*gasp* THAT one, sir?”

“YES.”

“Well... all right.”

*lifts skirt*

“...Goddammit, Amelia.”

Beloved children’s book character, Amelia Bedelia, always makes things difficult. But, out of pity, I made an edit without the cat. Enjoy!

HB