An Ass of Myself
I wondered what would happen if I let my guard down around Moth. Just a little experiment for fun. Nothing plot-related.
Henry, Moth, and I belong to me
Henry, Moth, and I belong to me
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Donkey / Mule
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Moth, I hope that tea was temporary. *Narrows my eyes at her* I happen to have a contract with this mortal, and it'd be such a shame for it to come to an end because someone was foolish enough to try to alter her shape for longer than a short while. And I do mean short, as in within a few days at most, in the human timeline.
My point exactly. It's the same with most other writers. We putter around a bit, sometimes writing alternate scenes, but then we find the right channel, we tune in, and we are able to see and hear the actions our characters take. Sometimes, if we're lucky, we can even see the places they're in, and describe them.
*Chuckles* I take it that you are talking from personal experience then Henry. *I kneel down and hug Dearshul softly around her neck* I hope not too terrible of a sensation though my dear. I certainly do not wish to do something to cause you any stress or irritation.
Henry: At least it isn't tail pulling.
Dearshul: *attempts to hug with her neck and gives a small laugh* Not terrible, just different. This will take some getting used to. *gives Moth a look* But perhaps it won't last that long?
Moth: Yeah, yeah. You'll be fine by tomorrow.
Dearshul: *attempts to hug with her neck and gives a small laugh* Not terrible, just different. This will take some getting used to. *gives Moth a look* But perhaps it won't last that long?
Moth: Yeah, yeah. You'll be fine by tomorrow.
*Chuckles as I continue to hug Dearshul, while shooting a look over at moth* You just have to try and isolate yourself from anyone and everyone don't you. Seriously to your own writer no less. What would happen if you messed something up and it did not end up being temporary? Do you not see far enough ahead to think of the possible far reaching consequences that your actions might have on yourself and the lives of others?
Moth: *sighs* Do you always have to rain on my parade? I'm not as trigger-happy as you seem to think I am. Yes, I isolate myself. Yes, I get defensive when people get too close. But I don't act without weighing my actions. She'll be fine. It's in my best interest that she is. She hasn't finished my story yet.
Dearshul: *laughs* Ever altruistic, Moth.
Moth: *raises an eyebrow* Keep talking, darling. The tea hasn't taken its full effect yet.
Dearshul: What do you meEEHAWW! *recoils from the hug, now thoroughly embarrassed* I imagine it's safe to assume this is going to get worse.
Moth: *laughs* Oh, so much worse.
Dearshul: *realization dawning* Oh, Candle, I'm sorry.
Dearshul: *laughs* Ever altruistic, Moth.
Moth: *raises an eyebrow* Keep talking, darling. The tea hasn't taken its full effect yet.
Dearshul: What do you meEEHAWW! *recoils from the hug, now thoroughly embarrassed* I imagine it's safe to assume this is going to get worse.
Moth: *laughs* Oh, so much worse.
Dearshul: *realization dawning* Oh, Candle, I'm sorry.
*Stares hard at moth* And yet you still revel in the suffering and humiliation, no matter how temporary or permanent of others. No moth I believe that first impressions are usually right unless that person can go out of their way to prove otherwise and you have certainly done no such thing.
Moth: *shrugs* Think what you will about me, but she isn't entirely sweet and wonderful. She wrote me into being, after all. I had to come from some wicked part of her. You're not stupid, writer, you knew I'd pull something like this, right?
Dearshul: Yes, that's true. I felt like I was getting out of touch. I nee-hee-ded to put myself into the fray a bit more. Still, I didn't expect to be an ass. I thought a bug or something insignificant. Something you could feel superior to, if for a little while.
Moth: Me? Inferior to you?
Dearshul: Don't pretend. I know hhhh... how you feel about me.
Moth: *narrows her eyes* You talk too much. Let's speed this up a little. *snaps her fingers*
Dearshul: Yes, that's true. I felt like I was getting out of touch. I nee-hee-ded to put myself into the fray a bit more. Still, I didn't expect to be an ass. I thought a bug or something insignificant. Something you could feel superior to, if for a little while.
Moth: Me? Inferior to you?
Dearshul: Don't pretend. I know hhhh... how you feel about me.
Moth: *narrows her eyes* You talk too much. Let's speed this up a little. *snaps her fingers*
*Glares daggers at moth as I put up several protective charms and shields around Dearshul while also slowly extracting the cursed water from her system as well as slowly stopping the continued progression of the curse.* You go to far moth. And also seem to have many issues that need to be worked out through talking and not vindictive abuse of magical abilities.
Dearshul: *holds up a hoof* I do appreciate this, my friend, but I should let this hhhh... happen. I've stagnated in writing book two. This is a good exercise, if a little bit masochistic.
Moth: You're not the first to tell me so, darling. I'm a broken thing, but I'm comfortably broken.
Dearshul: You won't be forever.
Moth: *pauses, dropping her sardonic smile* What? Why? Is it Costa?
Dearshul: I can hardly tell you that. You hhhh.... ugh! This is aggravating! How does Candle do it? What I'm trying to say is, you have to live your story without knowing what will hhhh... happen.
Moth: You're not the first to tell me so, darling. I'm a broken thing, but I'm comfortably broken.
Dearshul: You won't be forever.
Moth: *pauses, dropping her sardonic smile* What? Why? Is it Costa?
Dearshul: I can hardly tell you that. You hhhh.... ugh! This is aggravating! How does Candle do it? What I'm trying to say is, you have to live your story without knowing what will hhhh... happen.
*Chuckles* Just because you should let that happen does not mean that you need to lose your voice to this dear. *I say patting Dearshuls head* *I look over at moth* I do not know how you got to this state my dear and I blame myself for not knowing and understanding you better. I will say that something broken cannot stay that way. That is the type of living that leads to poisoning of the soul and stagnation. Healing will come in time for you my dear lady I am certainly of that. I just hope and pray that you might be able to start working towards that yourself.
Dearshul: *gives a laugh that turns into a bray, but stops it immediately, still mortified by the sound* You might be right.
Henry: You can dish it, but you can't take it.
Dearshul: *scowls* I hate it when you're right. Fine. No removing any spells. I've got to be fair.
Moth: Dear lady? *the smirk returns* Why do I feel like there is some insincerity there? I've done nothing to ingratiate myself to you. Quite the opposite. As for your sweet little prayer, healing myself has never worked. It just leaves scars.
Henry: You can dish it, but you can't take it.
Dearshul: *scowls* I hate it when you're right. Fine. No removing any spells. I've got to be fair.
Moth: Dear lady? *the smirk returns* Why do I feel like there is some insincerity there? I've done nothing to ingratiate myself to you. Quite the opposite. As for your sweet little prayer, healing myself has never worked. It just leaves scars.
*Begrudgingly stops my work at reversing the spells on Dearshul and stand up looking over at moth.* Then maybe my dear you have been going about healing in the wrong way. And as for insincerity I can assure you that I seek to be as sincere as possible at all times as it is the way I was raised. As for me kissing up to you I can assure you that is certainly not the case as, like I said, I was just raised to try and be polite when possible.
*I smile kindly over at moth* My dear lady. I was the one who rushed head long into this mess without getting any context or reasoning. The blame for this feud should full fall upon myself and I wish to apologize once again for jumping so quickly to conclusions. I only hope that we can better learn from this mishap and form a more well informed and friendly relationship in the future. *I say holding my hand out to Moth.*
Dearshul: *watches the conversation with interest, feeling a little proud of Moth for letting her guard down*
Moth: I'll try, but no promises. *takes the offered hand and shakes it*
Dearshul: It might not sound like much, but that is a big deal coming from hhh... hhhhh... *clears throat* her.
Moth: I'll try, but no promises. *takes the offered hand and shakes it*
Dearshul: It might not sound like much, but that is a big deal coming from hhh... hhhhh... *clears throat* her.
Moth: Just twenty four hours, and then she'll be back to her annoyingly intrusive self.
Dearshul: Hhhawww-hey!
Moth: *shrugs* It's true. As for your other question, she'll retain her mind. Everything else will be the full donkey experience.
Henry: No triggers?
Moth: Nope. And you thought you had it bad.
Dearshul: Hhhawww-hey!
Moth: *shrugs* It's true. As for your other question, she'll retain her mind. Everything else will be the full donkey experience.
Henry: No triggers?
Moth: Nope. And you thought you had it bad.
Dearshul: *does her best to shrug, finds that she can't, so she nods*
Moth: *conjures a chair and relaxes* Given up on talking, then? That's a pleasant change.
Henry: *looks uncomfortable* I don't know how well I'd do with that. Not being able to speak... that's almost worse than the hooves.
Moth: You do know that I can remove that curse of yours in an instant.
Henry: *glares* I'm not leaving my wife.
Moth: Just thought I'd remind you.
Moth: *conjures a chair and relaxes* Given up on talking, then? That's a pleasant change.
Henry: *looks uncomfortable* I don't know how well I'd do with that. Not being able to speak... that's almost worse than the hooves.
Moth: You do know that I can remove that curse of yours in an instant.
Henry: *glares* I'm not leaving my wife.
Moth: Just thought I'd remind you.
Moth: This jackass cheated.
Henry: *defensively* It was a bad time in our relationship. I was stupid. And drunk.
Moth: I don't like sharing, so I thought if he wouldn't leave his wife, then I'd make her leave him. He's a great liar, so every time he lies he becomes more of who he really is. I don't know anyone who could love an honest-to-goodness ass.
Henry: *shamefaced* Neither do I. But I'm going to fix this.
Moth: Heh. Good luck.
Dearshul: *settles into a comfortable position and watches the exchange*
Henry: *defensively* It was a bad time in our relationship. I was stupid. And drunk.
Moth: I don't like sharing, so I thought if he wouldn't leave his wife, then I'd make her leave him. He's a great liar, so every time he lies he becomes more of who he really is. I don't know anyone who could love an honest-to-goodness ass.
Henry: *shamefaced* Neither do I. But I'm going to fix this.
Moth: Heh. Good luck.
Dearshul: *settles into a comfortable position and watches the exchange*
Henry: That is some weird magic that has to do with this place, I think. I've been trying, but I'm still not doing great. I'd love to talk to Lottie if I knew where she was. *glares pointedly at Moth*
Moth: Don't look at me. I don't have her. She's still with Mangiafuoco and Candle somewhere.
Moth: Don't look at me. I don't have her. She's still with Mangiafuoco and Candle somewhere.
Acrathia: *with perfect composer* Oh I am not afraid at all love, dearshul has been such a gracious host that it would be quite rude if I laughed...on the other hand I laughed at Medoro, I laughed at Candle, it would be rude if I didn't laugh at dearshul's misfortune so...*Laughs hysterically*
The last time that Moth turned someone into a donkey she said that the next one was mine.
Dont worry I am sure that the coal mine will keep you so busy that you will never have an opportunity to become board. You will not even notice the decades passing. Sixteen hour shifts seems to have that affect.
Dont worry I am sure that the coal mine will keep you so busy that you will never have an opportunity to become board. You will not even notice the decades passing. Sixteen hour shifts seems to have that affect.
I was protested a donkey that is saleable to a coal mine. A donkey that is not permanently a donkey is not saleable to a coal mine so as such is not keeping within the offered deal. I think its you that was tricked not by Moth but by your self. You convinced your self that its only temporary and Moth is not correcting you in your misunderstandings.
I have yet seen anyone that was turned into a donkey to be turned back into a human. There could be reasons for this like its not within her ability to reverse the transformation but wont tell anyone that so she can keep all of the donkeys under her control. As long as the donkeys think that only she can turn them back human they will do anything that she says as if they dont they will never be turned back human. As you said she is one tricky lady.
I have yet seen anyone that was turned into a donkey to be turned back into a human. There could be reasons for this like its not within her ability to reverse the transformation but wont tell anyone that so she can keep all of the donkeys under her control. As long as the donkeys think that only she can turn them back human they will do anything that she says as if they dont they will never be turned back human. As you said she is one tricky lady.
You do have a valid point, and I certainly wouldn't put it past her to try and trick the people she curses. But it wouldn't be in her best interest to keep me a donkey. If I can't write her story, she is stuck in limbo for eternity. *holds up a hoof* And I certainly can't write with these.
There are authors that are physically incapable of writing but that does not stop them so why should it stop you?
Moth can cast a spell where your thoughts of your stories can go to another that that person can ghost write them. Its not like pulling a very heavy iron cart full of coal would require a great deal of thought. Just don't let your thinking of your stories slow down your pulling of the coal cart because I am sure that they have their ways to keep you donkeys working.
Well this was a nice talk but I really would like to collect my thirty pieces of silver. So its into the small crate with you.
Moth can cast a spell where your thoughts of your stories can go to another that that person can ghost write them. Its not like pulling a very heavy iron cart full of coal would require a great deal of thought. Just don't let your thinking of your stories slow down your pulling of the coal cart because I am sure that they have their ways to keep you donkeys working.
Well this was a nice talk but I really would like to collect my thirty pieces of silver. So its into the small crate with you.
I have no intention of returning my thirty pieces of silver.
If anyone as any explaining to do its Moth and not my self. All I am doing is selling donkeys to coal mines to pull heavy carts of coal for thirty pieces of silver for each donkey that I obtained from someone else. I am not the one taking humans and turning them into donkeys. If anyone has any explaining to do its Moth to the authorities. Its to Moths best interest to keep you a donkey so no one will be coming looking for her for turning others into donkeys.
As long as Moth keeps me supplied with donkeys everyone is kept happy. And what I mean by everyone is me and Moth and not the donkeys. I keep collecting my thirty pieces of silver and Moth can keep turning people into donkeys and does not have to worry about being over run with large numbers of donkeys that she has to worry about taking care of.
If anyone as any explaining to do its Moth and not my self. All I am doing is selling donkeys to coal mines to pull heavy carts of coal for thirty pieces of silver for each donkey that I obtained from someone else. I am not the one taking humans and turning them into donkeys. If anyone has any explaining to do its Moth to the authorities. Its to Moths best interest to keep you a donkey so no one will be coming looking for her for turning others into donkeys.
As long as Moth keeps me supplied with donkeys everyone is kept happy. And what I mean by everyone is me and Moth and not the donkeys. I keep collecting my thirty pieces of silver and Moth can keep turning people into donkeys and does not have to worry about being over run with large numbers of donkeys that she has to worry about taking care of.
Moth: Enough of this. Why don't we compromise so everyone is happy, mmm? Writer, you go with the nice donkey trader. You work for him as long as your curse lasts. When it wears off, your human form and donkey form will split and he can keep the mindless donkey half of you. He doesn't have to return money, I don't have to stay stuck for eternity, everyone gets what they want. Fair?
Dearshul: Fair? I hhaaardly think that this is fair. I didn't sign up for being worked like a... like a... HAAWWW HEEHAWWW! *stops, confused*
Moth: *with a smile* She won't give you any more lip, darling.
Dearshul: Fair? I hhaaardly think that this is fair. I didn't sign up for being worked like a... like a... HAAWWW HEEHAWWW! *stops, confused*
Moth: *with a smile* She won't give you any more lip, darling.
Looks like I'm a few days late. I feel obligated to make up for lost time, so apologies in advance! ^_^
Going about looking like an ass, why, the only word for that is brayve. Most would bridle discordantly, but you stand that ground, on key. It may be a tough row to hoe, but just remember to dig in your heels! You're saddled not with burden, but a beast of an opportunity, so let the haul of experiences spur you on. Be there salt in your sweat, tears, and licks, mine all you can from this. There may be much you can't grasp that will soon become handy.
Still, I'll grant, the hawrd times may more than graze you. Just remember that the road of thistles certainly has its share of pricks, but it's a good meal for the soul (and body). If feeling like Eeyore, halt er you'll never start feeling your oats! Shoe the stubborn blues away. Getting your enthusiasm spiked is the mane thing.
Hay, I herd there's just a day of this? Then you're on burro'd time, so you'll have to hoof it! No long face on the front end, and tuf't out on the back. I have no doubt you'll make this more carrot than stick when all's said and dun, ear long!
... Yeah, I think I'll apologize after, too. ^_^o Props to you on the idea, as well as the written-and-drawn execution, and fun comment RP!
Going about looking like an ass, why, the only word for that is brayve. Most would bridle discordantly, but you stand that ground, on key. It may be a tough row to hoe, but just remember to dig in your heels! You're saddled not with burden, but a beast of an opportunity, so let the haul of experiences spur you on. Be there salt in your sweat, tears, and licks, mine all you can from this. There may be much you can't grasp that will soon become handy.
Still, I'll grant, the hawrd times may more than graze you. Just remember that the road of thistles certainly has its share of pricks, but it's a good meal for the soul (and body). If feeling like Eeyore, halt er you'll never start feeling your oats! Shoe the stubborn blues away. Getting your enthusiasm spiked is the mane thing.
Hay, I herd there's just a day of this? Then you're on burro'd time, so you'll have to hoof it! No long face on the front end, and tuf't out on the back. I have no doubt you'll make this more carrot than stick when all's said and dun, ear long!
... Yeah, I think I'll apologize after, too. ^_^o Props to you on the idea, as well as the written-and-drawn execution, and fun comment RP!
Sorry, couldn't resist! ^_^ I just keep finding fodder.
And I'm relieved to hear you say so, Moth! I admit I was sort of torn; inclusion could have come off as presumptuous, but lack of inclusion might have... Well, slighting one of the fey on an invitation tends to end poorly. ... Though I suppose that may itself have been presumptuous. A royal daughter's birth has a bit more heft to it than some yokel randomly trying his hand at farmyard wordplay. ^_^o
And I'm relieved to hear you say so, Moth! I admit I was sort of torn; inclusion could have come off as presumptuous, but lack of inclusion might have... Well, slighting one of the fey on an invitation tends to end poorly. ... Though I suppose that may itself have been presumptuous. A royal daughter's birth has a bit more heft to it than some yokel randomly trying his hand at farmyard wordplay. ^_^o
Alright, then! I'll hold off on stabling that impulse. ^_^
You're too kind. I admit, I try to be polite with everyone I meet, but it does pay to stay mindful of whom one addresses and any according courtesies. Doing so is usually its own reward, though there are occasions when and persons with whom it can carry a bonus. After all, bad enough to stick one's foot in one's mouth without realizing said foot is more of a hoof.
You're too kind. I admit, I try to be polite with everyone I meet, but it does pay to stay mindful of whom one addresses and any according courtesies. Doing so is usually its own reward, though there are occasions when and persons with whom it can carry a bonus. After all, bad enough to stick one's foot in one's mouth without realizing said foot is more of a hoof.
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