"Evening traveler, hop on because it is the last bus in this route."

"I beg you pardon but what IS this? Who are you?!"

"This? This is a 1980 Leyland diesel bus, traveler! I am of course, your driver for tonight."

"You... You're that demon of-"

"Yes, yes yes, I get that a lot. Look, are you coming or not?"

"Then... where, is this "bus" going to?"

"ANYWHERE! Anywhere you want to be!"

"Fine... I will board this contraption!"

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Being a bus driver in a magical fantasy realm is hard, I tell ya...