When your belly and hips are constantly knocking over the soup drums, it's time to cash that last paycheck and find another, less crowded line of work. So why not have a seat on that huge derriere and work out something online? It's not like Sorbet's fingers are too fat for the keyboard... yet. Sure, he's already too big to fit inside his ice-cream-truck-turned-mobile-home but he was starting to smear bright red cake sweat over everything anyway, and the whole place was starting to smell sickeningly sweet. Hm, maybe he should take a break to look up 'advanced metaconfectionism'...

A commission series featuring  Valeyard's Sorbet

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