Two things...

One, I forgot to apologize about the hole I left in your house, and

Two, Nice workplace.

thanks
and don't worry about it, as you can see my lab is on a conor as to cause least structal harm if something... well you know

Like what happened? I still don't understand that.

like something out grew or out inflated the lab

Well, that did happen, you are right. I still haven't figured out why I did, though.

guess the amulet over loaded or something

I suppose that is highly possible. its done it before, but I transformed into a Sandshrew the last time it happened...

! i just noiced....
in the first floor map, there is a door into the women's room from the gaurd station >.>;;;
so that is what those guys have been up to!

Oh... wow, that's not cool.

bob's sooo fired >.<

Bob... whoops.

gah! i can't find that snake!

... Um, about that... I think he's away for a while...

where did he go?

Ummm... away...

o.- why are you proteckign that anthro snake?

No... I'm just trying to avoid telling you I... nevermind *Whistle*

tell me WHAT?
*shines the sun light on you*

Um... nothing... *Whistle* Forget I said anything...

*cracks his nuckles*
time to grill some fish
*grins evily*
so how long have you known bob?

Ummm... I knew him for about 20 seconds... whoops.

-_-you ate him then?

... I plead the fifth? *I put my face in my claws*

his shirt is sticking out of your mouth

I'm in trouble, aren't I?

*I pull it out* No it isn't...

and so is his tail

*I pull it in and swallow* Again, no it isn't...

*opens yoru mouth and pulls him out*
-_-
BOB!!!!
bob: um uh oh i think i prefered being vored!

... Geez... Now I gotta find something else to eat...

So... who do you suggest I get for food now?

TAKE ME TAKE ME!!

*I scratch my head* Do I know you?

I try to know my prey... *I open and close my mouth a couple of times*

Nope, but you will. :D
My name's Stain, I'm a friend of Draco's. And I post random comments like these all of the time XD

Alright then... maybe I should watch you... but for now... *I grab your arms* Wanna ride?

Sure thing :D

*I open my mouth, and start you in* Not bad... haven't had anything this good in a long while...

Oooh, um, *Is nahmed.* :D

*belch* That wasn't all that bad... *I fall asleep*

*Plays with your internal organs.*

*snore*

Woah, I forgot about this.
*Dies from suffocation, is digested*
The end. :_(

hehe that wouldn't normally happen, but okay XD

XD I've been in there for two weeks, what do you expect? :O

I dunno. I forgot about this too XD it's been two weeks?

Yep.

Holy! Sorry I completely forgot, but you would have been out by now XD

It's alright. I passed out and felt the searing pain of slowly being dissolved by sulfuric acids, but I was unable to scream or move at all, luckily.

... my stomach digests with fire...

Also napalm.
I felt my face drip onto my lap and burn my pants into my bones, though.

yowch. Glad I don't digest my friends... that sounds very painful!

Yeah. Right before I died, I saw what was left of my charred muzzle expand slightly, like a water balloon, and then burst, pouring boiling blood onto my stomach. That was right before my eyes melted out of my skull.
(I'm sorry for being gory, I can't help it. XP On a more serious note, a WWII fighter pilot told me a story of one of his best friends getting caught on fire by an exploding fuel tank... dear God, that's not pretty.)

Doesn't sound like it... and it's alright about the gory thing as I've been playing Left 4 Dead. Oh, sorry about the digestion thing, but you seem to be alive again... thank goodness.

Yeah. Don't know how that happened.

Also: 2009th message.

oh, neat! good for you XD and no matter how it happened, I'm glad you are alright! Oh, do you have MSN?

Yes, I'm Wolflover660 at yahoo dot com

alright, I'll add you... it'll be nice to get to talk to you over messenger.

:O This gives me an idea...
Since I haven't gotten much done in terms of interior of a lab map I am making as well, mind if I have a shot at this? :P
Also: MSN?

i don't mind you give a lab map a shot
but i don't have msn :D

Blargh, you should download it D:
Oh well, I'll send you a screenie of so far and see if you like :P

how?

1. Download this.
or 2. I'll upload a shot of the exterior of the lab to my photobucket and paste a link here. :D

2.

There you go :D

This took me all yesterday D:

nice desert location
mine's on fith and main :P

Awwr.

well it makes it easier to get around and as a added pluse, there's a pizza hut and mcdonalds down the block x3

3':
But that took me forreeevverr. Lamplight Labratories has relocated? :D

oh ho so it is a picture of my lab then?

It's a picture of a lab, yes. :D

well that lab isn't mine i'm afride
must be black mesa

God damnit. DX

lol

ANGWY.

oh noes!

C'mon man, this'll look awesome and be in a flash video AND be fully playable. D:

um... well does the lay out match?

It will, my friend, it will.
As I said earlier, it's not even started with the interior. :3

well there si the portal lab, there could have been an incident x3...

And I could put a few buildings in the distance...

awsome ness
so where is this anyway?

I have no idea.
So little, in fact, that I named the texture for the skybox (The sky faces) Nowhere_up, down, north, etc.

so it is in second life then? ;3

Nope.
Unreal Tournament 2004.
It's cheap and fun :D

but i don't have that :0

Do you have Steam?

And/or 15 bucks?

still no
um.. could you make a youtube seires in it? ;3

Yes, of course.

awsoem!
lets talk script in notes!
*grabs director hat x3*

:D

hehe x3
EVERYONE TAKE YER PLACES!

But yeah, save up 15 bucks, cause this one's going to be fucking awesome.

why 15?

That's how much it costs on Steam.

i thought we were watching it on youtube!
and um well i can't get steam, don't have half-life 2 on my pc only on xbox 360

Yes you can, silly XD
Go to 'What is Steam?'
And we are, but how would you like to PLAY in it? Huh? HUH??

i can't since i have now wya to pay to play >.<

Nice plan. I like this. ^^

thank you kindly x3
i should have made the plan months ago...

Next time, I think you could add a basement. ^^

oh there is one
this is just the public map X3

Okay. ^^

o3o? macro .3.

thats where i test the extent of the growth stuff x3

:O
I c wut u did thar

what? WHERE?!

People dream of going to the macro room. As long as they aren't on the outside of the bunker O_o

well the macro room itself isn't dangerous, and the guys who get tested with the growth heromon are usaly pacifists, but the action of growing is what keeps it a hazard area, witht the possiblity of growing so large that anyone inside might get squished by the bulk of the macro

That's what I'm saying :PPPP
And people (scientists) don't want to wake up one morning and magically find themselves on the outside of the bunker.

outside? bunker? what are you talking about?
the only bunker is two stories down, by the secret stairs in the macro room, which asl leads to a large storage room
*not on the map due to it been a authourized presonale only part*

Ahh, I'm talking about waking up in the testing chamber... nevermind. :P

which test chamber, the macro room?
hehe those aren't bunkers
they are observation points

I thought you said there were bunkers in/by the macro test chamber ((O_O))

well down toward the bottom and lower levels of it, yeah but from the first floor up, sure they are re-enforced but their outer walls (that face the hall wya) won't survive a missle blast

Yeah, and I was talking about the bottom levels of testing :O(Not the map :P)

Nice architecture by the way :P
I can literally copy the first floor and make it the second and third floors.

hehe that is what i did, just re-labeled things lol

Hehehehe

lol

now to find a way in,

you could use the *gasp!* front doors!
off course you'd also have to file an opontment or have a job appucation or be part of the press or be part of the staff

i heard job application and pounced on it like the cat im not...meow*schedule appointment

well i have an opeing on nano technogly

(giggling like a lil' girl) when do i start

When you accidentally get some of those in your blood and become the incredible hulk

um in that case they are set to self destruct within 12-24hrs of activation

Hooray for science!

aye

well first you should knwo that by use of nano tech, you develope tiny robots that can enject grwoth or muscle or infation causing chemicals into the victom, or they could gather up and form into a nano hive

sweet ive got mice, my assistants to test them on lol

wecome, head of nano tech!

Mwhahahaaha...*ahem* sorry i mean, YEAHHHHHHH

check my journall=]... aand get to work :D

yes boss!

a few days latter
*KAAABBBBBBOOOOMMM!!!*
not again!

points to mouse assistant, who's pointing back at me

He did it!

what's that assitant's name?

idk yet, i get a new one every so often, though i'm probably gonna keep one as my protege'...idk yet

*uses emp burst on mouse, it shaters into nano bots*
okay where is the real mouse then?

that is a good question *not making eye contact w/ the giant sheet covering my assistance...barely

*removes the sheet*

, surprise!

gets hit by the infation ray you hide there!

(scratches head) this actually was unplanned...

ugh!!

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i'll be taking lunch now (hurries out of room...running for exit)

*burst out and smothers you*

mmamhahajaghahah*

*finally stops inflating
you are so going have to pay the reconstorction bill

there goes diner and a movie lol

well as soon as you reply to this!

PSh, who uses front doors anymore?

well the only other way in is eiter the underground parking garage *accesed via elevaotrs* or the airvents whcih open to the outside from the roof only

I'll be in the macro room awaiting testing. X3

kay

oh,draco.
This will be Very Hard For me to make this.
This will take Three Weeks to make!
Sorry,but i need to do an easyer thing.

It's alright, I'm already making this :D

WEEEee!
but um stain, yellowdragon78 is also making one (sort of) for his part of a trade with me!

I c I c

how?

Using Unreal Editor 3.

can i download for free the program to play the labatory in?

Not sure if the editor is free, but if I put it as a mod and let you download it, it would be a breach of copyright laws at least 4 times.
a.k.a. 1-5 years.

never mind then

Well where's the fun in that? XP

i dunno about you, but i am not a minnor, i am old enough to end up in jail if i did that T.T

Well, don't all 22 year olds have a credit card? :P

well i don't want my 20 year old identiyt stolen

Have you heard of Paypal?

don't want to become addicted to it

-_-
You won't be. I've only used mine twice. Once for a commission and another for my Itunes.

hmm.,,,,,,,,,,

well what if we cut it down to just the first floor?

*scrolls though 80,000 comments*
WOO, I'M A DOCTOR! ^^ Thanks for remembering me ^^

no problem mate!
now um what were those assistant's names?

(check note)

just did
and i guess they might have quit the labatoires, something about being board there O.o

makes sense, there isn't enough inflation to satisfy yue ^^

adn so she quit and her brother quit too (he has to keep his eye on her)
and so they walk off into the mist never to be seen again