Oliver Quotes:

-“When impound lots get full, they auction off their cars, and I get them pennies on the dollar. All perfectly legal.”
-“That? That over there is an armored truck someone paid me to convert into an ice cream truck. They got arrested before they could pick it up, and since I got paid upfront, I got to keep it.”
-“This used to be a floral van. The previous owners got caught selling Nighthowler bulbs out of their shop, van was impounded during the police investigation, I got it for dirt cheap.”
-“What, did you think I’d drive my personal car to a crime? I’m not stupid.”
-“Hold on, rules for if you’re riding in my personal car. One: No food or drink unless it’s in a ziploc container or water bottle; two: no touching my radio presets; three, you scratch or dent it, I’ll scratch and dent you.”
-“Like hell I’m the boss, I’m just the driver. You want the bird on my shoulder.”