*rant*
I work at "Farget." Rhymes with it. You get the idea. Hopefully, I'll be out of there soon enough. This is EXACTLY what the last two days of work have been like. Driving me NUTS. People come in there, asking where the bakery is. Where the produce is. Where the flowers and shit are. Um. We don't have any of that. We're a NORMAL Farget. A SUPER Farget would have a bright green SUPER written next to the name. A SUPER Farget would have TWO entrances, with 20-something check out lanes. A SUPER Farget would have signs that say what we have. BUT WHAT. We have ONE entrance, 13 check out lanes and we only have a pharmacy. We're also VERY SMALL.
So then the dumbasses can't find the lettuce. They find me. Usually, my department is next to the grocery part, so bam, there I am. They ask where it is, and when I explain we don't carry lettuce, they get pissy. They get mad at ME for us not being a Super Farget. They give me their baskets full of shit that I get to put away. They get all, "OH I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!" at me.
And if you go into a NORMAL Farget, or any farget for that matter, and you can't LOCATE THE GODDAMNED ELECTRONICS SECTION, GTFO. They walk right past it to ASK ME WHERE IT IS. SERIOUSLY?! The guys at headquarters designed the store so you can find their largest asset easily! Open your damn eyes!
For the love of gawd, if you need to ask me something, think about what it is you're looking for BEFORE you come try to describe it to me. Names are GOOD to know. Chances are, I will not feel like playing Charades, so you'll get this from me :|. And then you'll get mad at ME for not being able to decipher your wacked out movements.
My favorite thing to do once the store dies down is to go look busy at the front of the store so I can watch people try to go out the in door. They just stand there, waiting for it to open. There's like... one door, then a space, then another door. It's almost like a little room. If you go out the in door because someone was coming in, and no one is coming in through the next door, your ass gets stuck. And then they turn around, and their faces are like this D8! Priceless!
Anywho, just had to let off some steam there. Oi. I like the panel that says "OH NO IDIOT ALERT". I might make it into an icon. :D I also guess I didn't have to say "Farget" but I like coming up with different names for things. Hahahaha. :P
I work at "Farget." Rhymes with it. You get the idea. Hopefully, I'll be out of there soon enough. This is EXACTLY what the last two days of work have been like. Driving me NUTS. People come in there, asking where the bakery is. Where the produce is. Where the flowers and shit are. Um. We don't have any of that. We're a NORMAL Farget. A SUPER Farget would have a bright green SUPER written next to the name. A SUPER Farget would have TWO entrances, with 20-something check out lanes. A SUPER Farget would have signs that say what we have. BUT WHAT. We have ONE entrance, 13 check out lanes and we only have a pharmacy. We're also VERY SMALL.
So then the dumbasses can't find the lettuce. They find me. Usually, my department is next to the grocery part, so bam, there I am. They ask where it is, and when I explain we don't carry lettuce, they get pissy. They get mad at ME for us not being a Super Farget. They give me their baskets full of shit that I get to put away. They get all, "OH I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!" at me.
And if you go into a NORMAL Farget, or any farget for that matter, and you can't LOCATE THE GODDAMNED ELECTRONICS SECTION, GTFO. They walk right past it to ASK ME WHERE IT IS. SERIOUSLY?! The guys at headquarters designed the store so you can find their largest asset easily! Open your damn eyes!
For the love of gawd, if you need to ask me something, think about what it is you're looking for BEFORE you come try to describe it to me. Names are GOOD to know. Chances are, I will not feel like playing Charades, so you'll get this from me :|. And then you'll get mad at ME for not being able to decipher your wacked out movements.
My favorite thing to do once the store dies down is to go look busy at the front of the store so I can watch people try to go out the in door. They just stand there, waiting for it to open. There's like... one door, then a space, then another door. It's almost like a little room. If you go out the in door because someone was coming in, and no one is coming in through the next door, your ass gets stuck. And then they turn around, and their faces are like this D8! Priceless!
Anywho, just had to let off some steam there. Oi. I like the panel that says "OH NO IDIOT ALERT". I might make it into an icon. :D I also guess I didn't have to say "Farget" but I like coming up with different names for things. Hahahaha. :P
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Nuh, Ohio :< if you don't live in Cleveland, Cincinatti, Akron/Canton, or Columbus- you pretty much live in the middle of nowhere or in a messed up mish-mash of a city.
Also I dunno if I'd like a Super Farget. I like Farget BECAUSE it's relatively smaller and sorta has all those li'l niche things big super stores don't have.
Also I dunno if I'd like a Super Farget. I like Farget BECAUSE it's relatively smaller and sorta has all those li'l niche things big super stores don't have.
Oh god, I feel your pain. I work at a Little Caesars inside a K-Mart. Hence, we are a franchise owned by K-Mart. So, we run a little differently. We don't do the 'Hot-N-Ready' pizzas that apparently every other Little Caesars does, primarily because we're too small an operation and don't have room to store a fuck-ton of pizzas. People pitch a bitch because they have to wait a whole fifteen minutes for their pizza to be made fresh. Fuck's sake, if they're so limited on time that you can't wait fifteen minutes, they're fucking something up!
yknow whats really bad, walking into walmart and having people ask me shit, as if i work there...my own fault for dressing nice and wearing blue shirts walking around Wal Mart like i know the place... funny when you know more about the store than half the employees XD
I'm an overnight stocker for a 24hr walmart. Oh how I feel your pain. People are SO stupid and it amazes me that they survive out in the world with the stupidity they radiate and the intolerance they have for what they perceive as injustice- when we don't even have a say in any of the policies or why we don't have certain things lol. Damn...
It's not that bad. Past a point you realize that they're far, far away and they can't do anything to you. I'm the sort of person who laughs at others and their misfortune. When an angry person calls about their bill and is all SRS BSNS about how it's my problem and I'm going to fix it, I mute my mic and laugh.
I know exactly what you mean. Worked at a computer shop that repairs comps and sells stuff in bulk, and they come in asking if we have the latest top-of-the-line NVIDIA G-Force graphics cards or expensive stuff like that. We sell gimmicks and stuff you'd install on your Windows 98. I got tired of them and started to tell them "Yeah, they're right past the box full of 2$ ball-mice and .5 megapixel webcams with broken install cd's.
::high five:: I'm a CTL at a normal, uh, farget, and get that a lot. To make things worse, we don't even sell beer and wine (we're working on eeet) and yeha, THIS.
Also, maybe for your amusement.. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2277350/
Also, maybe for your amusement.. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2277350/
My store is in a very small, shitty tourist trap of a town and one of the only places to get almost anything.. like movies, cameras, dishes, etc, fargety stuffs. And of course, we're a farget, not a best buy or whatever and people are constantly pissed at me for forcing them to vacation is a podunk shitheel of a southern town. I AM SO SORRY YOU DECIDED TO SPEND YOUR SUMMER IN A CRAPPY PLACE WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A GODDAMN MALL.
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