Alvin reminisces through his scrapbook of pictures taken from when he managed to prank and humiliate his nerdy younger brother of 5 minutes.

Picture 1: Alvin put a sleeping pill in Simon's milk at lunch, saying that Simon was smart but not tactical and creative enough to best him at tricks. Simon took offense to that as he gulped it down but found his face smashed into his mashed potatoes in no time. When he woke up he was taped to the lockers with a pacifier in his mouth and wearing a diaper with blue floral designs on them while several kids laughed at him.


Picture 2: Alvin managed to trick Simon outside in his underwear while changing at GYM class and gave him quite the big hanging wedgie. It was surprising easy to climb up the tree and puncture his Hello Kitty briefs with the branch. He left Simon hanging there with his undies cutting into his acorns for pretty much the rest of the day. Anyone who passed by simply laughed.

Picture 3: Alvin tricked Simon into the dance class, having signed him up as a volunteer. He made sure he switched out Simon's undies with panties that morning so when he twirled they'd show off if his dress caught wind. He also greased the floor when it was Simon's turn to dance and made him slip and slide his way out the window and into the garbage, losing a sock on the way in. People laughed once again of course.

Those were good times. It almost brought a tear to his eye. Meanwhile, Simon is approaching behind him ready to murder the prankster in his sights. And then there's Theodore playing the peace-keeper. If only.