Hey there, I've got some kobolds! From another dimension!

That's right, our skilled and esteemed Hella-Mancers ripped a hole through the fabric of space-time in search for a source of free energy and, in the process, discovered these fellas! After the bodies were removed and these kobolds detained, charged, and tried (for sixteen counts of murder, ten counts of felony use of magic, two counts of illegally inhabiting a leyline, and six counts of disorderly conduct), they're now here in front of you-- And are up for sale!

_{we do not take responsibility for slave-inflicted injury or death. handle at your own risk}

So, this auction will conclude at 11:00 PM CST on 8/19. Snipe protection exists, any bid placed after the time limit will reset a 15 minute cooldown-- So if a bid is placed at 11:23, you have until 11:38 to place a bid before they win. So basically the thing ends at the specified time or 15 minutes after the last bid, whichever comes last. Place your bids below, starting at one dollar. Minimum bid of $1, too. Yadda yadda, standard adoptable stuff!

Oh yeah, and their sex and personality and everything is totally up for you to decide, of course. These kobolds are tabula rasa-- A completely blank slate for you to do whatever you want with.