^ THIS!! ^

THANK YOU

This sums up my exact feelings :D

why am I reminded of home alone, crystal pepsi, and one single glove being popular?

Looking forward to seeing it....

You do know that the real Michael Jackson was captured by aliens, right?

When he was rushed to the hospital after his hair caught fire during the filming of that Pepsi commercial, aliens kiddnaped him and left a robotic, white Michael Jackson in his place. In hopes of taking over the world...

-Korkan

ROBOT CHICKEN!

How do you take over the world with a white Micheal Jackson anyway? D:

Well done, sir. I love this pic.

The first sign of trouble was when MJ's nose collapsed.

He hasn't been the same ever since.

Thank you.

Excellent post. It sums up him exactly.

- Shado

I think you spoke for a lot of people with this.

Except for the obvious part about not being MJ (hence no "me"), this pretty much sums up my stance on Jackson, though if I'm not totally misremembering the timeline he started on the one-glove stuff before becoming the freak of nature who'll still mostly be around a century from now thanks to all the plastic surgery.

Bloody brillian!

lol, white mike looks like count chocula xDDD

Too small a nose.

xDD HAHAHA you're right xD

you know what, if Michael or one of his brothers had invented the time machine instead of the dancing machine, and Michael went foward to see what he would become...he would say that very thing!

.______.

Back when Michael was in court defending himself against charges in 2003,I saw his face in the newspaper,and I kid you not,his whole face was more WHITER than the paper. I also was reminded of Lon Cheney's ghoulish top hat wearing vampire in "London After Midnight" when I see Jackson.

I remember that old era of the 70s and early 80s when Jackson was BLACK.

Actually, Michael started doing the surgery long before he got known for his dancing.

Compare the Thriller video to his role in The Wiz.

The difference is blatant.

He's not the only one in the family going for radical alterations. Halfway or so through the 20 year plastic sugery process, when one of his sisters was on tour I had to wonder if anyone ever saw the two together at the same time. (Like clark kent/supes) they looked that much alike in the face in that year...

You know, it would be funny to see MJ depicted in his role as an alien in Men in Black next to his recent images.. you could title it Alien vs Predator..

budum dum.. tish Thank you, I'll be here until Thursday, try the veal.

Like I asked - who's gonna be on on the Stamp?

Classic Cool Michael....in 10 years.

I liked the Michael from the 80's too. Talented... a real head turner for the ladies.

The older 50 yr old Michael... To plastic (in more ways than one). Heard someone comment today, while I was at the pool swimming, they thought he looked like one of his "Thriller" zombies in the flesh!

WIN!

lol

LOOL

I wasn't all that surprised when Iheard the news... Elvis redux. (Personally, I always thought he'd die in flagrante delicto with his llama.)

There was this movie on a TV at work and i was like.....

"Is this about the "Jackson 5"?

"yeah."

"Could we grab little Michael and pull him aside? We got serious weird shit to prevent."

I think the glove goes on the 80's michael

Can you really blame him for his 'unsettling' facial features?

He secretly hated his abusive, unsupporting father and NEVER, Ever wanted to look like him when he got older.
That was one of the prime reasons for all the plastic surgeries he underwent.

Well, if I may intervene, Michael suffered a pigment disease called vitiligo(I bet you heard this alot) which causes the skin color to change bit by bit, causing any dark skin on a person turn into a unnatural white. Most notable, it comes in white spots on the arms, legs, and face. It also makes the person, if it gets all body, to be allergic to the sun(reason for Michaels bodyguard holding an umbrella over him. To show evidence, I found these pics or Mike up close or in a position that shows the early signs of his vititligo:

http://www.howtocurevitiligofast.co.....el-jackson.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K_g4_vAqJ.....nVvitiligo.jpg

http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com.....m/vitiligo.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EN5dFimwNNQ/0.jpg

One his first son, Prince Michael the 1st: http://www.vitiligozone.com/sites/d.....iligo_img2.jpg

And three pictures of a girl going through the de-pigmentation process: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7jpZ6Cv6S.....de%2Bvulgt.jpg

As for nose job, it's a result of his father, Joseph Jackson, always yelling at him, saying his nose is ugly and all the insulting nonsense.