Hopefully this won't happen for reals.

Thanks, I was almost in a wreck about a month ago

And the fox goes flying! I bet it was his fault. Distracted the buck.

The buck stops here!

I saw a photo where some idiot thought it would be a good idea to glue a bunch of "healing crystals" to the airbag cover, essentially turning their airbag into a claymore

Wow, that’s crazy

The last time I narrowly avoided an accident, it (ironically) involved a deer. Long stretch of highway as dusk. Just dark enough to have car headlights in front of me and from behind. Looked down to change something. (Climate control.) Look back up and expect to see the road. NOT this massive belly and legs of a male elk.

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Guy was quick. I still hesitate to think just how close that one was. Those deer whistle bits has since been added. Think they work, too. I managed to make a black tail doe flee from several lanes away, since.