Lion king reference, love it.

Lovely! You just earned a watch ^^

ohh wow, does she and the tail share the same eye colour, caue that would be pretty cool, also she ont need a nightlight when she sleeps ^,m,^

You say no one can resist it in the end...
...but I know a good few people who could, eheh.

Neurochemistry is a hell of a drug.

And Magic's a hell of a counterdrug, of sorts.
Very powerful magic...and being dead.
...I have a lot of undead friends.

Oh!

Well undead aren't people, so they don't count as "someone" :P

Yes, they do. Technically I'm one.
Plenty of my undead friends are perfectly 'normal' people!

I hate to tell you this, but undead totes mcgoats aren't people- they're abominations unto the gods that must be reduced to ash through holy light and flame.

I have a very persuasive mob with torches and pitchforks who agree with me.

Oooooh, you're thinking of unholy undead.
No, you see, I'm technically holy undead.
I kinda...cheated death and may have destroyed a bunch of evil assholes in the process.

...and how would fire work on an undead that's resistant to fire?

You're clearly deeply deceived by the foul corruption that has brought you back from your true slumber if you think its possible to be a "holy" undead- this will all be easier for you if you fight it and realize you're actually a perversion of the natural order of things.

As for a fire-resistant undead, that just means we'll need to get creative. Acid, perhaps. Or just more fire.

Eheh, you've got it wrong. You see... I brought myself back.
...And how am I a perversion of natural things if my wife (who's literally Mother Nature) still loves me more than anything? (Oh, and our souls are bound, too.)

Maybe you need to think about other things, hmm? I've enjoyed my life with my wife. Besides, am I truly undead if I can still have children? No. I'm just technically undead.

A slime demon, she is hot as hell.